(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。

Is looming over her, staring holes into the side of her face.

“Hand it over….”

Adjusts monocle menacingly.

“Where is my paperclip”

Can’t escape Sloth and his creepy senses.

“Oh! Maybe you can help find my 209th paperclip!”

I had 209 paperclips and now I only have 208. I counted 20 times so don’t tell me I miscalculated. Who has my paperclip…..

“No my chronological organization was scheduled for next week, gege. It’s because you’re moving like a squirrel….”

“Gege! I already do that by default! Okay okay… time for something that neutralizes the sugar…”

“Gege, we saw each other like an hour ago!”

Gege, you’re still trembling…

He swings his legs happily as he’s slung over his strong husband’s shoulder.

“I want tanghulu!”

“Mama. You will soon have ten~”

My wife is dangerously irresistible.

I kidnapped poor Slothy and made him go to the owl cafe with me 🤭🤭

Oh I’d do anything for you.

“Zhangfu! Are we going on a date?!”

Is live streaming on his 21st century iPhone 17 for gluttony to watch. (In ancient China with a phone. Comical)

Whispers.

“Uncle… dragons are **very** high and mighty. Instead of introducing, he’d probably challenge you to a duel”

I’m Sloth. Don’t gotta tell me twice, sir!

@torpidchaos.bsky.social

Oh hell yes.

I remember you threatened a servant who witnessed you being clingy with execution. My adorable husband.

My wife brings out a different side of me.

Mumbles through squished cheeks.

“Make that five sticks…”

@torpidchaos.bsky.social wants tanghulu.

“Eventually when he’s grown and grumpy like his daddy, he’ll get annoyed at all the kids running around” he chuckles.

I huffs and slaps his chest.

“Yi is gonna grow up hating us!”

Rolls around the gold and swings legs.

“Nuh uh! We have ten babies now!”

My adorable husband….