erika

WAIT WAIT WAIT EXCUSE MY TRICKY ASS PARDON?! 😭😭😭😭😭

WHOMST?!

Cody and Gio are proof that characters can come back from a botched introduction. Though soaps can do too much damage to fix. They shit the bed so hard with Natalia that there would be no forgiveness from the audience. #GH

Adios 👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾

That needs to be rectified in the form of a weekly rotation.

Nobody takes it upon themselves to beat her ass enough. That’s the problem.

Got some new stuff. It’s pretty short. Been lingering in the back of my mind for a while.

Nothing extensive or deep.

i was enchanted to meet you (again)
young and the restless | cole and victoria
words: 1,714
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/65889934

there, it's out. bye. off to bed.

#YR

Angus: Our PM went to Washington to meet with Trump—in what looked like a cheesy bordello decked out in gold lamé. When Trump was asked about Canada giving up its sovereignty, he said, “Never say never.”

Every Canadian knew exactly what that meant. For a sexual predator, no means no means nothing.

Launch me some stairs. I’m already a klutz. I ain’t having Drew’s child. No way.

If you play stupid games, what do you win? 🤔

Kerry and Tony’s spouses are strong ass people 😮‍💨

This is a pretty succinct way of putting it.

Congratulations to our sensible Australian counterparts! 🇦🇺🇨🇦

Alberta, hurry the fuck up and vote HER out.

This thumb headed sack of shit…

They don’t do shit like 1963 anymore. The Lee Harvard Oswalds don’t exist anymore either.

Again, I repeat:

All Mark Carney gotta do is hold on to his leads. I’m voting for him early at 9:30.

So not look at polls. Vote for PM Carney like he’s DOWN. Strategic voting. Genuine voting. Just do your civic duty. Do not be like the Americans. That’s my political discourse for the day. Happy Sunday.

This gave me a headache. Jesus Christ.

Take Nothing for Granted "Polls don't vote.

Polls don't vote. People do. Take nothing for granted in this historic election my friends.
We need to stop MAGA MAPLE while ensuring there is a progressive presence in Canada's palrliament.
Your vote matters.
Here's my latest.
charlieangus.substack.com/p/take-nothi...

But believe me—I’ll be voting on Monday and take my ass to work, living and going to sleep. Either way, I’m getting these jokes off.

I’ll be doing my part to make the results swing the right way in my province. Hopefully, the West comes through by some miracle.

He’s not getting Alberta and the Prairies. Those places are saturated in BLUE.

All Mark Carney gotta do is get Ontario, hold Atlantic Canada, and get Quebec. Everything after is just gravy on that majority government. 🤞🏾

Buddy just jumped a scrapbook and said, “Look at all these pretty pictures. Vote for meeee!”

What are we supposed with that, Mr. Conservative Man?! Bro held his platform to play with Adobe Creative Cloud—if I understand this correctly.

This is…wrong and illegal.

He’s right.

Instead, the audience should boo louder.

Thank you for everything. 🫶🏾

PSA:

Polls are nice. But hopefully, this matches the ballot results. 🤞🏾