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Our latest. It includes a pic of Rubio's shoes.

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The worst part is, he probably believes all of this.

There are more instances of United States Citizens being detained by ICE than there are of illegal immigrants voting in elections.

So lemme get this straight: Trump thinks he can stage massive attacks on a culture that will surrender, when this culture sees martyrdom as a holy state?

TRUMP: We will kill you!
MULLAHS: Promise?

They fired forest rangers making $50k

Well said, "Sun." Yes, higher fuel prices will affect everything and everyone. LET THEM. God knows Repubs don't mind making everyone suffer. Dems have to stop saving them from themselves. Let GOP voters see (for once), not who loves them (which shows weakness), but how Republicans hate them.

Yes! Except I think it's "Yes, Muenster!"

Some Camembert Running.

This is interesting. Maybe it's the difference between what people think (ideologues) versus what people want (non-ideologues). What data you get about those would depend heavily on how you ask your polling questions.

Has anyone done Muensters, Inc.?

When the 1,000 biographies and histories about Trump and his presidency are written, at least a few are going to take a psychological/psychiatric approach and address the thesis: In everything he did, Trump attempted to acquire wealth and destroy the rest of the world.

HE'S MAKIN' A BREAK FOR IT.

Wow! That's...um...amazing.

Exactly. Trump is deranged and can't not be evil. It's the Republicans who have aided and abetted all this corruption, death, and destruction when they could have stopped it in a month. They're not Hitler but they *are* the Nazi Party, and should be shunned, if not prosecuted, accordingly.

But making money is only half his motivation. The other half is revenge. He's just as happy inflicting pain on others.

HUGE, IF TRUE

Good thing we crippled FEMA. They would have had to deal with all that!

A collection of frauds, hypocrites, and grifters collected around a career criminal with dementia, talking to an imaginary personality and asking it to assist in the murder of hundreds, in an atmosphere of piety. And you thought the Nazis were weird.

Mullin thinks a socialist and a communist are the same thing? Perfect.

Has it occurred to him that the rules of warfare are for the benefit of US soldiers, too?

The only reason this clown isn't more of an embarrassment is because nobody in this administration has any sense of shame.

Is that a battle ribbon under his left lapel?

You are not alone.

Mullin's stupidity is visible across the entire electromagnetic spectrum. This is no improvement.

RADICAL narco-communism--that's the worst kind.

Any oil or gas shipping company that thinks Donald Trump's "insurance" will pay if their tankers are damaged or destroyed is in for a rude awakening. Please gamble responsibly.

Oxygen. French science fiction and v. mysterious and satisfying.

The more US military people protest being told by their commanders that this Iran war will bring about Armageddon and hasten the return of Jesus, the more you need to understand how loony the Rapture belief really is.

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In the Stilton of the Night.