#ffxiv my earlier praise for the experience of matchmaking in variant dungeons has been rewarded with a hot streak of being matched with complete ding dongs
12.03.2026 02:27
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#ffxiv my earlier praise for the experience of matchmaking in variant dungeons has been rewarded with a hot streak of being matched with complete ding dongs
!["What ultimately broke me and my Blizzard career was I got called into the CFO's office and he sits me down and he says—he gives me a date which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020—and he said: 'Overwatch has to make [redacted] in 2020, and then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue of [redacted]' and then he says to me 'if it doesn't do [redacted] we're going to lay off 1,000 people, and that's going to be on you.' And that was the biggest fuck you moment I've had in my career, it felt surreal to be in that condition."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6kfv4l2wkabpwgw3v6k2vwx2/bafkreigxhkst43oa76yvbsaeoupzkdmles6drmfitfymosj3mty5gjzreu)
"What ultimately broke me and my Blizzard career was I got called into the CFO's office and he sits me down and he says—he gives me a date which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020—and he said: 'Overwatch has to make [redacted] in 2020, and then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue of [redacted]' and then he says to me 'if it doesn't do [redacted] we're going to lay off 1,000 people, and that's going to be on you.' And that was the biggest fuck you moment I've had in my career, it felt surreal to be in that condition."
This is a deranged thing to say to someone wtf. www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/ov...
lol tangent but this is reminding me how funny it was that a lot of nerds in the BEMANI circles i was in considered DDR to be the baby casual game even at the highest levels because it had the lowest note density (for obvious physical reasons)
#ffxiv the nice thing about spamming Trials roulette to refill second chance points is when you get Hades or Endsinger (or Sphene, imo!) and get to go "hell yeah" all over again
There should be a "Cozy Games without Money" steam event in the future (vs all the job sims / farming), following in the footsteps of games like 2000s gba cozy adventure, Uki Uki Carnival, whose director Noriko Miura intentionally left out money!
we're close enough to sunday for this to be in my head on loop once again
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We are 4 days away from Oscar.
ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it
can't be emphasised enough that no matter how empty Valve's defense of lootboxes sounds, the lawsuit is also a trojan horse to censor violence in games so it's not a good idea to side with it lol
i love threshers' stubby faces
It’s interesting to me that labor rendered invisible has expanded to services and not goods. The exported exploitation still exists but now works explicitly in favour of illusory technology. Removing the human from our everyday life presented as an inevitable convenience.
🚨HEI NEWS ALERT🚨
Gregg Turkington Claims Tim Heidecker is a "LIAR LIAR". Oscar Never Going Away.
Read the full News post here: www.heinetwork.tv/2026/03/11/l...
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy
A green snake eagerly tries to get a peak at Toad in the water. From "A Swim" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*
A snake crawled out of the grass. “If Toad looks funny in his bathing suit,” said the snake, “then I, for one, want to see him.”
“Now you listen to me, Miss Billings! You have not seen a thing here—do you understand? I’m not kidding about this, Miss Billings.”
“Now you listen to me, Miss Billings! You have not seen a thing here—do you understand? I’m not kidding about this, Miss Billings.”
a new greatures about making that face I hate!
greatures.com/comic/195/
as a jrpg fan, my primary interests in video games are raising and lowering sewer gates, such as to manipulate the water level
#ffxiv Excalibur finished Oizys development overnight. the wrap-up quests are, as ever, very good and i am super eager for the final planet!!!
Frame #6775 from 60sE39 a groobee fight
Idk anything about the writers but it felt very palpably like a 40 year old dude pulling you aside, showing a video on their phone & going "lol look what we made her go through. god she's so hot and cool" while you look for an exit
i remember trying the Tomb Raider remake when it was new and people were talking highly of it and I got a little over an hour in before thinking "i don't feel like i should be watching this" and quitting
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
I think that it’s safe to say that Beetle Moses is a worthy successor to Gary Larson
#ffxiv very annoying to spend half an hour spawning an S rank and some doofus decides to call an early pull time for you and no one else pays attention so they just do that
Frame #3239 from E64 Gumbitty Doo-Dah
A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza
found the perfect mod
you were pokemon going to panopticon dystopia, whether you realized it or not
#ffxiv did an Interphos where nobody made dumb as hell jokes about wuk lamat... what a blessed day
Gregg Turkington (of the real world not Gregg Turkington of the On Cinema at the Cinema universe) will be doing an AMA this Friday on r/movies.
Get your questions ready 🍿
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