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No smarter, funnier, or better than at that other shithole. A hot dog is still a sandwich.

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Death announcement of Ernie Anastos, best known for his “Keep fucking that chicken” blooper.

Death announcement of Ernie Anastos, best known for his “Keep fucking that chicken” blooper.

“Phew.”

- That Chicken

12.03.2026 21:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mine is a

10.03.2026 04:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Firewoman is a classic lullaby

10.03.2026 04:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I assumed he meant the pinball machine.

10.03.2026 04:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this from 2004?

10.03.2026 04:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the_more_you_know.gif

10.03.2026 04:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Always considered two names for cover bands I was never committed or talented enough to be in. Post No Bills for the free NYC advertising and Drunk on a Monday. Living the second one right now.

10.03.2026 04:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds like a plan, detective.

07.03.2026 14:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you think we could get Will Evans for Jesus?

07.03.2026 14:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Feel bad for the kid.

07.03.2026 13:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have never engaged in sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski.

I have to be honest, that was pretty easy and I had to spell, rather than simply pronounce, his last name.

04.03.2026 22:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sergio’s mom.

11.02.2026 00:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s no way that coward addresses his hypocrisy.

29.10.2025 03:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No one out Jerks the Hut.

22.10.2025 02:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Marcus Smart wearing baby shit mustard yellow is depressing.

22.10.2025 02:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Her name was Claire and it happened in the middle of the movie.

22.10.2025 00:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just watching some UCL clips. Casado should be ashamed of himself. Inexcusable.

22.10.2025 00:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

21.10.2025 17:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Two weeks and 29 seconds.

18.10.2025 15:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dope ass 4 thru 7.

Dope ass 4 thru 7.

20 min schvitz… easy peasy.

23.08.2025 03:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you like “rock n’ roll” and don’t consider Appetite for Destruction a top 5 album, I don’t ever want to have more than 3 drinks with you.

23.08.2025 03:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Per LOTG, not every touch of a player’s hand/arm with the ball is an offense. Only if a player:

1. Deliberately touches the ball with his H/A (moving H/A toward ball)
2. Touches the ball with H/A when he has made his body unnaturally bigger
3. The touch causes a goal.

So… which one here?

18.08.2025 21:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Welp. Kid’s first name checks out. Good job ESPN. Good effort.

18.08.2025 21:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t imagine Arsenal playing any worse and still didn’t feel like we were ever going to lose that lead. Always nice to open against a bottom 5 team.

17.08.2025 17:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bought a saunabox #noadd and it’s a fucking life changer. I am schvitz’ing the schit outta myself on the reg. Game. Changer.

11.08.2025 02:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was excellent

05.08.2025 02:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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19.07.2025 16:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That is not a yellow card.

03.07.2025 03:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spoiler alert. They’re all Pennsylvania. Even French Lick.

02.07.2025 03:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

11.06.2025 20:48 👍 24844 🔁 6828 💬 288 📌 176