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Hawke Wood

@thehawkeward

Weird little goblin boi, arty farty type. [He/they] AuDHD, disabled, queer, trans/intersex. I love stories in all forms & stream on Twitch. https://linktr.ee/TheHawkeward

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I feel like I’m made of splinters.

12.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 16042 πŸ” 4203 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 36
A "Just Eat" sign on the side of a kebab shop to which someone has added in the same font "The Rich".

A "Just Eat" sign on the side of a kebab shop to which someone has added in the same font "The Rich".

I don't know who pasted the extra couple of words onto this Just Eat sign I saw in Bristol yesterday, but I think I love them. #Subvertising #CivilDisobedience #EatTheRich

11.03.2026 09:40 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

My trans daughter is losing weight and doesn't have access to proper healthcare here in NC.

They cut our Food Stamps off months ago.

We've been trying to leave the state for years.

We have a place to go in CA if we can get there!
πŸ’Έ bit.ly/WDCshApp
β˜• ko-fi.com/ommerdraven
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03.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 31

I didn't even include the lawyer's best burn!

Lawyer: You say you have an understanding of what DEI means and when I ask you, you say you need to reference the Executive Order [EO].

Do you need to reference EOs to define every word you use in your everyday life?

Opposing Lawyer: Objection.

09.03.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 817 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

This is absolutely hilarious and deserves a Veep-style TV adaptation.

09.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 3143 πŸ” 753 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 87

Thank you so much to our lovely raiders today - @thehawkeward.bsky.social, @sparkysummers.vtubers.social, @magickstardust.vtubers.social, @majesstly.bsky.social, and @theunclefrosty.bsky.social! Please go make sure to give each of these wonderful streamers your love by dropping a follow!! πŸ’™

08.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

300 laid off after crunching to get the highest grossing animated film ever out the door

oopsie, there goes my absolute last reason to bother acquiring this shit through legit means in order to show support for the artists

08.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

I’m gonna chop it! Cosy sunday stream #UncleChopsRocketShop @kasedogames.bsky.social twitch.tv/TheHawkeward

08.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨🚨🚨URGENTE🚨🚨🚨

07.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 3386 πŸ” 808 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 236

I almost picked that one!

07.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FRIDAY!

200/800 Month
0/200 NEEDED by 3/12 for WEEKLY needs!

The same ol' grind for groceries, gas, laundry funds. Another dr. appointment for kiddo 3/12. Anything and everything helps keep my fam safe. Doing our best. πŸ’œ

dravenheart.carrd.co
#mutualaid #helpsky #helpfolkslive2026 πŸ’žπŸ’Έ

06.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4
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Support Bookworm Support Bookworm

Mom and I have both been sick with chest infections. We need to get food. Asking for 80 dollars Canadian!

ko-fi.com/bookwormywri...

πŸ’•πŸ’Έ #HelpSky #MutualAid #HelpFolksLive2026 #FundSky #ODSPoverty

06.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

Thanks to 2 very kind people I woke up to needing $505. The office opens in 20 mins. I'm gonna see if they will let me buy some more time with what I have so far but please if you can help or signal boost

Cashapp/Venmo
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comicartofmh@gmail.com

06.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 22

Ty lovely

07.03.2026 09:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been so long since I had hair that I keep getting jumpscared when it moves against my scalp

07.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ty x

07.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Appreciated πŸ’š

07.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lot of strong contenders but I’m picking Death Becomes Her

07.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Had the worst meltdown I’ve had in a long time and hurt myself a lot (I’m safe/wasn’t serious, I’m just very sore now). Today was certified Not Good.

07.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I get one spam call every day at the moment and never the same number twice πŸ™„

06.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No but that one has happened

05.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve not had that yet!

05.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Free art for anyone who can guess the fun new way someone decided my name must be pronounced today. I get Hawkey a lot but this one was novel!

05.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of the greatest things anyone has ever made for me. It's my phone background and I'm so happy every time I turn it on

Ty so so much @artemishaspens.bsky.social

28.02.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just want to have my legally entitled benefits and to be left alone man 😭

05.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously I was not doing anything wrong and they wouldn’t even tell me WHY they thought I was committing fraud it was all sus as hell.

05.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so fuckin anxious, scoob. Got my appt today I’ve had basically no sleep for two days I usually get a month notice and this time they spring it on me two days ago not unlike that time they randomly accused me of fraud and the stress made all my hair fall out.

05.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

First one i think

05.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜If you want to know who your real friends are, get sick, lose your job or go through hard times’ posts the woman who stopped speaking to my wife after she got sick, lost her job and went through hard times.

04.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0