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A comedy audio drama about birders, murders, and confectionery capers in 1890’s New York! From the creative teams behind The Fall of the House of Sunshine and What's the Frequency? Listen now: bit.ly/LWMBluesky
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Auditions to take part in the Land Whale Murders Season 3 close today at 11:59 PM ET! There's still time to submit. >> bit.ly/lwmS3casting
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Don't spiral out of control! The deadline to submit your audition for the Land Whale Murders Season 3 is TOMORROW. Get your audition in by 11:59 PM ET on September 1st. Learn more and submit at bit.ly/lwmS3casting.
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One week left to audition for the Land Whale Murders season 3 cast! We're accepting submissions through September 1st. Learn more and submit your audition at bit.ly/lwmS3casting.
ID: The background image is an ornate line-drawn theater in reddish-brown pencil. There are people in the orchestra and the balcony boxes. A chandelier hangs from the ceiling. The banisters and proscenium are all ornate molds. Overlaid is the following text: AUDITION FOR THE LAND WHALE MURDERS SEASON THREE | Learn more: https://bit.ly/lwmS3casting
CASTING CALL! The Land Whale Murders is returning for a third season. Want to be a part of the magic? We are casting for MANY roles of various sizes. Submit an audition by September 1 for consideration. Find our full casting call here: bit.ly/lwmS3casting
ID: Public domain image of El Greco (Domenikos Theotokopoulos)'s Christ Cleansing the Temple." Text overlaid reads: "Please stop Piecemeal there’s nothing more dangerous than an artless artist." | Chapter 26 | There’s No L in El Greco (Oh Wait Yes There Is, In That First Part | February 21, 2024 | In the bottom-right corner is the Land Whale Murders Season 2 Logo. The words Land Whale Murders are in a muted orange. Depicted are an array of images set within an ornate frame with the flags of different nations sprouting from the top. Within the frame is blue sky, crowds, a nude classical style woman with long brown hair and stress lines bisecting her forehead indicating fever. A number of chocolates are cascaded next to the woman. In a secondary ornate frame on an orange background are the words "Feed a Fever, Starve and Artist."
Our season finale is this week! Join us on Wednesday for the stunning conclusion. It's going to be EXPLOSIVE! >> bit.ly/48maCiX
ID: Photograph of a wooden room depicting a sturdy looking table with four chairs, strewn with a number of old-fashioned oddities: parchment, a knife, a candle. Overhead is an ornate lantern. In the background wine storage and a diving helmet is visible. Text reads: "Ladies and Gentlemen the future is now! I have here a miracle product! This is bigger than the discovery of The Wild Man of Borneo! It’s table polish!" | Chapter 25 | The Rhombus Inside Us All | January 31, 2024 | In the bottom-right corner is the Land Whale Murders Season 2 Logo. The words Land Whale Murders are in a muted orange. Depicted are an array of images set within an ornate frame with the flags of different nations sprouting from the top. Within the frame is blue sky, crowds, a nude classical style woman with long brown hair and stress lines bisecting her forehead indicating fever. A number of chocolates are cascaded next to the woman. In a secondary ornate frame on an orange background are the words "Feed a Fev
Coming soon! Join us at the much anticipated Fair of Past and Future! What modern marvels await us? Only one way to find out. Tune into the Land Whale Murders, wherever you get your podcasts. >> bit.ly/3UnKfFS
ID: A close-up photograph of a green football field, zoomed in on one of the white lines. Text states: “From the stands people waved pennants and held up banners. Shaindel waved to Eugene. Eugene though didn’t see her, but then again he didn’t see much because he had a clod of grass in his eye.” | Chapter 19 | An Everything Bruegel With Lox | September 27, 2023 | In the bottom-right corner is the Land Whale Murders Season 2 Logo. The words Land Whale Murders are in a muted orange. Depicted are an array of images set within an ornate frame with the flags of different nations sprouting from the top. Within the frame is blue sky, crowds, a nude classical style woman with long brown hair and stress lines bisecting her forehead indicating fever. A number of chocolates are cascaded next to the woman. In a secondary ornate frame on an orange background are the words "Feed a Fever, Starve and Artist."
Some might say Eugene is too soft for football, but that's never stopped him! Join us for Governor Roosevelt's Bowl Moose, a great sporting event for the ages on Sep 27, wherever you like to listen: link.chtbl.com/landwhalemur...
Let's just hope Eugene doesn't get injured too badly!
ID: Photograph of a dark stained wooden table on which a number of old-fashioned implements are neatly arranged: a magnifying glass, parchment scroll, letter opener, compass, and so on. The following words are highlighted: "Wait! Is anyone here an actual radical or are we all just undercover?" | Chapter 18 | Art is a Dish Best Served Killed | September 13, 2023. In the bottom-right corner is the Land Whale Murders Season 2 Logo. The words Land Whale Murders are in a muted orange. Depicted are an array of images set within an ornate frame with the flags of different nations sprouting from the top. Within the frame is blue sky, crowds, a nude classical style woman with long brown hair and stress lines bisecting her forehead indicating fever. A number of chocolates are cascaded next to the woman. In a secondary ornate frame on an orange background are the words "Feed a Fever, Starve and Artist."
Delightful news! Chapter 18 of the Land Whale Murders lands in your podcatchers September 13th. Dangerous radicals and all. Listen! link.chtbl.com/landwhalemur...
Photograph of fireflies in a jar on a wooden porch. Trees are visible in the background. The light is near dusk. Text reads: "We have to impress them. Give them a sense of grandeur. Which is harder and harder. They shut off our gas so I’ve had to light our lamps with fireflies. I was up all night catching them." | Chapter 17 | Like Gum Stuck in the Hair of the Almighty | August 30, 2023. In the bottom-right corner is the Land Whale Murders Season 2 Logo. The words Land Whale Murders are in a muted orange. Depicted are an array of images set within an ornate frame with the flags of different nations sprouting from the top. Within the frame is blue sky, crowds, a nude classical style woman with long brown hair and stress lines bisecting her forehead indicating fever. A number of chocolates are cascaded next to the woman. In a secondary ornate frame on an orange background are the words "Feed a Fever, Starve and Artist."
Professional Buggers Anjus and Eugene are flat broke and looking for clients. What's the old saying? It's easier to catch fireflies with honey? Chapter 17 of Land Whale coming to a podcatcher near you on August 30th! >>
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Black and white photograph of a city scape. In a speech bubble are the words: "We have two parties! Count 'em! Two! And that's it! Why? Cause if you have too many parties you get pooped." Along the bottom of the image are the words Land Whale Murders Chapter 16 I Can't Get No Bas Relief LISTEN NOW
POLITICS ARE A SHAM! But that won't stop Shaindel from taking on the system. Listen to the new episode of Land Whale Murders wherever you get your podcasts: https://link.chtbl.com/landwhalemurders?sid=BS0814
Black and white photograph of an ornate office with a fireplace and large mirror hanging above, large, imposing desk, and big windows. In a speech bubble are the words "Eugene! Don't burst in here. I'm entertaining a foreign dignitary!" Overlaid are the words Land Whale Murders Chapter 15 A Carmel Called Caramel LISTEN NOW
New York Governor Theodore Roosevelt, entertaining dignitaries and tolerating dubious private investigators. All in a day's work! Listen to the latest episode of Land Whale wherever you get your pods. https://link.chtbl.com/landwhalemurders?sid=BS0813
A bas relief of a fierce line, over which are the following words: " Please help me find the Duke. This is very unlike him. He’s very sociable. One night missing, perhaps. But it’s been four! He’s missed meetings of the Explorer’s Club, the Colonization Society, and the Waving Your Hand Dismissively Group. And he loves waving his hand dismissively." | Chapter 16 | I Can't Get No Bas Relief | August 16, 2023 | In the bottom-right corner is the Land Whale Murders Season 2 Logo. The words Land Whale Murders are in a muted orange. Depicted are an array of images set within an ornate frame with the flags of different nations sprouting from the top. Within the frame is blue sky, crowds, a nude classical style woman with long brown hair and stress lines bisecting her forehead indicating fever. A number of chocolates are cascaded next to the woman. In a secondary ornate frame on an orange background are the words "Feed a Fever, Starve and Artist."
Not to worry! Anjus and Eugene are on the case. Well... maybe worry a bit? Chapter 16, coming August 16th! Subscribe: https://link.chtbl.com/landwhalemurders?sid=BS0812
A photo of a jar of caramel on a brown checkered table cloth atop of a wooden table. A spoon dripping with caramel is lingering above the jar. Overlaid are the words Land Whale Murders Chapter 15 A Carmel Called Caramel LISTEN NOW. In a speech bubble adjacent to the jar are the words They're after my friend's fudge!
Onesimus Sweets is up to something! And Hawthorne P. Westwood is just the man to pawn off the case on other investigators. Listen to Chapter 15 now! Wherever you get your podcasts. >> https://link.chtbl.com/landwhalemurders?sid=BS0802
Image of a red-hued sewer filled with water over which are the words "What really sings about this lair is the character. You get the arches, nice detailing on the keystones. And if you pull this stone, the whole thing collapses for a dramatic death." | Chapter 15 | A Carmel Called Caramel | August 2, 2023 | In the bottom-right corner is the Land Whale Murders Season 2 Logo. The words Land Whale Murders are in a muted orange. Depicted are an array of images set within an ornate frame with the flags of different nations sprouting from the top. Within the frame is blue sky, crowds, a nude classical style woman with long brown hair and stress lines bisecting her forehead indicating fever. A number of chocolates are cascaded next to the woman. In a secondary ornate frame on an orange background are the words "Feed a Fever, Starve and Artist."
It is SO HARD to find a good lair these days! Piecemeal inspects potential new digs in Chapter 15 of the Land Whale Murders THIS WEDNESDAY. Tune in! https://link.chtbl.com/landwhalemurders?sid=BS073123
Our Volume 2 Prologue and Chapter 14 are out and available for your listening pleasure. And the best part? You don't even need to listen to Volume 1. Just jump right in!!
...But you cam ALSO listen to Volume 1. It's great. Especially if you enjoy mad science and aquatic creatures. <3 (Who doesn't?)
The Land Whale Murders Season 2 Logo. The words Land Whale Murders are in a muted orange. Depicted are an array of images set within an ornate frame with the flags of different nations sprouting from the top. Within the frame is blue sky, crowds, a nude classical style woman with long brown hair and stress lines bisecting her forehead indicating fever. A number of chocolates are cascaded next to the woman. In a secondary ornate frame on an orange background are the words "Feed a Fever, Starve and Artist."
We're the LAND WHALE MURDERS! A fast-paced satirical historical comedy audio drama about birders, murders, and confectionery capers. Bumbling detectives! Mysteries! The Gilded Age! New York City! Speculation! Historical figures! Listen. Be amused! > https://link.chtbl.com/landwhalemurders?sid=BS0729