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So you don’t hear what he’s said. You choose to double down on a lie.

14.03.2026 15:45 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is bullshit, and you are delusional. You’re paid for by AIPAC to help Republicans win. Set your ego aside.

14.03.2026 15:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is March of 2026. Please get a real job.

13.03.2026 15:19 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Pff. Politely. People should lose jobs over this.

12.03.2026 16:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pigeon Forge needs no etymology. It’s where pigeons are hammered out on anvils.

12.03.2026 15:50 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder how much of it is just not wanting to admit it will be inconvenient to them personally.

12.03.2026 15:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Agh! Didn’t even think about the heat. Sleeping fully clothed tonight, I guess.

12.03.2026 05:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Seattle right now

12.03.2026 04:29 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

My power and internet went out an hour ago, and I’m scrolling the internet on my phone in the dark.

12.03.2026 05:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Use it for any married couple. “My parents? They were in cahoots for nearly 50 years.”

12.03.2026 05:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But also Betty White. Animal advocacy is a land of contrasts

12.03.2026 05:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also the Book of Mormon. Hat on a hat on a hat, and you wear the hats on your face, I guess.

12.03.2026 05:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The day I turned 28, I posted about how I’d outlasted [list of losers in the 27 Club]

12.03.2026 04:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The same paper once printed good words about Hitler. They don’t do shame.

10.03.2026 13:33 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely not. Stop praising the plagiarism machine.

10.03.2026 12:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The whole thing being in the second person makes it feel like a personal attack/intervention.

10.03.2026 12:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well now I hate it.

10.03.2026 03:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"I'm sorry to say this but you're either too stupid to work here or you were in on it"

09.03.2026 13:58 👍 1202 🔁 171 💬 16 📌 1

Medical professionals being attractive is a violation of the Hippocratic oath.

09.03.2026 17:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s not about his various fetishes and kinks, I’ll take it.

09.03.2026 13:08 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[Exit Murderer.]

05.03.2026 18:25 👍 5472 🔁 1274 💬 46 📌 44

Ghouls, the lot of you.

05.03.2026 11:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
02.03.2026 03:51 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

No he hasn’t. He sucks, and nobody likes him. Your sources are idiots and so are you.

02.03.2026 03:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot from Google Maps street view. Atomic Collision in Kansas City, Missouri, an auto body shop with Harry S Truman's portrait painted on the side, slogan "Presidential quality & service". An atomic bomb is lodged in the roof.

Screenshot from Google Maps street view. Atomic Collision in Kansas City, Missouri, an auto body shop with Harry S Truman's portrait painted on the side, slogan "Presidential quality & service". An atomic bomb is lodged in the roof.

In Kansas City, on Truman Road, there is an auto body shop called Atomic Collision, possibly the only business in the area that acknowledges Truman's historical distinction.

02.03.2026 03:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This frame is what made me decide I need to see this movie.

02.03.2026 03:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A great constitutional amendment would be the following: upon commencing a war* the President, VP, and entire cabinet must immediately resign due to failing at their jobs.

War should be regarded as a dire last resort that always comes with consequences.

*including “military actions”

01.03.2026 16:57 👍 685 🔁 80 💬 31 📌 0

I think of it more as a public notice that if we get the Nuremburg-style trials we need, they are not exempt from consequences. They’re still gonna do it, sure, but they should know we see them when they do it.

01.03.2026 15:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your husband is okay with people getting killed. Save your petty prayers and go slap him upside the head. Worse than worthless, the both of you.

01.03.2026 15:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him . Alt: That’s bait.

Obvious engagement bait. Sure there are people this stupid and xenophobic, but the incredulity at the concept of “Mexican style seasoning” is over the top.

01.03.2026 15:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0