The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧

A sketch of Flambae and Prism, sitting next to each other. Flambae has his right arm resting on his chairs' arm rest, and his right leg is crossed over his left. His body is facing the right side of the image, but his eyes are looking towards the left. He looks serious. Prism is sitting to his left (camera right). Her arms are crossed and leaning on the other arm rest of Flambae's chair. She is looking at Flambae with a serious and disappointed expression. There are speech bubbles above both of them. Dialogue: Prism: That's your Considering Face. Flambae: He's tall. He can't burn. Flambae: Fuck it. I can take a chance.

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The first panel of a two-panel comic of Waterboy and Flambae. They are both sitting inside of a car. Flambae is in the driver's seat, and Waterboy is in the passenger's seat. They both look traumatized and are staring blankly forwards. Flambae's hands are on the steering wheel, and Waterboy's arms are crossed. There is text above them that says "Both just experienced a social anxiety nightmare".

The second panel of a two-panel comic of Waterboy and Flambae. The composition of this panel as well as the poses and faces of the two characters are exactly the same. The only difference is that both of their mouths are open because they are talking. Dialogue: Flambae: let's say we never talk about what just happened, go fuck some shit up & hit up the bar Waterboy: yes, yes & yes.

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A half-body chibi sketch of Flambae texting on his phone. He is looking at his phone with a cat-like mouth and talking out loud while he types. He is facing the right side of the image. Dialogue: Flambae: B, double O... Flambae: Exclamation mark... Ghost emoji... Flambae: Winking face with tongue emoji. Flambae: Oh yeah. I'm so irresistible.

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A half-body sketch of Prism and Waterboy talking to each other. Prism has her arms crossed and is looking up at Waterboy. There is a speech bubble above her head. Waterboy is standing still and looking off into the distance, flustered. There is a thought bubble and a speech bubble connected to him. Dialogue: Prism: How many bae's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Waterboy's thought bubble depicts him surrounded by 6 Flambae's, all of which are either cuddling him or kissing him. All of the Flambae's have cat-like faces (akin to the ">w<" emoticon). The Waterboy in the middle of the six Flambae's is smiling with puffed-up cheeks. Waterboy: ... what's the limit

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A sketch of Flambae and Invisigal. Flambae is sitting on a chair with his right arm resting on the chair's back and his legs crossed. His left hand is slightly raised and is on fire. He is looking at the fire. On the right side of the image and next to Flambae's left hand is Invisigal with an unlabelled areosol can. She is spraying the pressurized air at the fire in Flambae's hand, creating a flame thrower. She is staring seriously and blankly at the fire.

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A sketch of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism. Flambae is closer to the camera and talking while smugly looking upwards. Waterboy and Prism are away from the camera and looking at Flambae. Waterboy looks confused, meanwhile Prism looks unamused. There are speech bubbles above each of them. Dialogue: Flambae: I love a guy with good time management. Flambae: If he has a fixed schedule, arrives perfectly on time for our dates, and even puts our dates on his schedule? Bam, I'm already in his bed Waterboy: Wwhat kind of standard is that...? Prism: Honestly Waterboy you're better off chatting about men with me. I don't get him either

#dispatch flambae, who needs to feel special and who also has a fixed schedule and he cant have men fucking it up for him

A sketch of Phenomaman, Flambae and Waterboy. Phenomaman is standing in front of Flambae and Waterboy, with his back turned towards them. Flambae and Waterboy are standing next to one another, looking at Phenomaman with confused, surprised faces. Their facial expressions look identical to one another. Phenomaman is looking towards the other two, and he looks depressed. Dialogue: Phenomaman: you two remind me of myself and Blazer Flambae and Waterboy (thoughts): which one of us is You???

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A sketch of the "Ah, eto... Bleh" meme, redrawn with Flambae. Above his head is a small star and the word "bleehhh".

#dispatch 1 intelligence point blehhh

A sketch of Flambae and Waterboy hitting their heads on a door frame as they walk through a door. They are both in the exact same mid-walk pose. Prism is watching them. There is one small sweat drop on her head.

#dispatch tall freaks

A sketch of Flambae cooking as Prism and Waterboy talk to him. Prism is to his right (on the left side of the image), and Waterboy is to his left (on the right side of the image). They are both excessively talking to him. He is constantly shaking his head to look at both of them, clearly looking panicked. Prism and Waterboy are both smiling. The frying pan Flambae is holding is on fire.

#dispatch sketch based on sims gameplay

A panel of a comic about Flambae and Waterboy talking in Waterboy's room. Panel 1: A close-up of the surface of a shelf. On the shelf is a plant, a collection of black metal CDs and two rat skulls. There is a large black arrow pointing at the rat skulls.

A panel of a comic about Flambae and Waterboy talking in Waterboy's room. Panel 2: Flambae is curiously looking at the (off-screen) rat skulls. Waterboy is in the background, hunched over a plant he is holding. There is a little bit of water coming out of his mouth, and the plant is wet. Behind him is another shelf with more plants, and there are posters depicting black metal artists and muscular superheroes on the wall. Dialogue: Flambae: ... Hey, are these real? Waterboy: Oh, the rat skulls? Yeah, actually!

A panel of a comic about Flambae and Waterboy talking in Waterboy's room. Panel 3: Waterboy is talking to Flambae with his left index finger raised. They are both looking upwards at each other's speech bubbles, and they are both smiling. Inside Waterboy's speech bubble are drawings of an owl, two owl pellets, and two fragments of rodent bones. Dialogue: Waterboy: You know what owl pellets are, right? Waterboy: The undigested mass of fur & bones that owls vomit out? Waterboy: I got to "dissect" those in my middle school biology class, & the pellet I got had a whole skull in it! Waterboy: We weren't allowed to take any bones home, but I managed to hide and keep the skull, haha... Flambae: Ooh, that is lucky.

A panel of a comic about Flambae and Waterboy talking in Waterboy's room. Panel 4: Waterboy is smiling sheepishly and hunched over. He is pointing at the rat skulls. Flambae is drawn with simplistic, thick lines. Only his side profile is visible. He is lightly smiling, his eyebrows are raised, and his eyes are hollow. There is a large, bold "!?" to the side of his head. Dialogue: Waterboy: That's how I got this left one. Waterboy: The other one, I /tore out of a dead rat that one of my cats dragged inside once./

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A sketch of Flambae simultaneously drinking the two drinks he is holding in the official pool illustration from the Dispatch art book. He looks smug. In the background is a frail Waterboy weakly reaching his shivering hand out towards Flambae. There is an arrow pointing at him that reads "about to murder".

#dispatch #waterbae the nerd has no room to complain that his drink is getting drunk by a hottie

Two connected sketches of a drunk Flambae talking to Waterboy. Sketch at the top of the image: Flambae is holding a cocktail with a swirly straw with his right hand. He is also pointing at Waterboy with the same hand. He is looking at Waterboy with furrowed brows and squinted eyes. Waterboy looks nervous, and he has his hands up in defense. Dialogue: Flambae: ur so obviously gay I know you've seen /those/ pics of Phenomaman Waterboy: you've seen them too??? Sketch at the bottom of the image: Flambae is looking at Waterboy with a surprised expression. Waterboy is facing away from the camera and only the side of his head is visible. He is sweating and blushing heavily. Dialogue: Flambae: ... bro I was just making shit up. Now you've outed Yourself And got me interested Flambae: where can /I/ find the Phenomaman pics? Waterboy (thoughts): **FUCK**

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A sketch of Blonde Blazer, Waterboy and Flambae. Waterboy and Flambae are sitting together in front of Blonde Blazer, who is at her desk. A lamp, a name tag and a document can be seen on Blonde Blazer's desk. She is looking at them happily while pushing the document closer to them. Waterboy and Flambae both look unsure. Waterboy is looking down at the document, while Flambae is looking at Blonde Blazer. There two big speech bubbles connected to Blonde Blazer and two thought bubbles connected to Waterboy and Flambae each. The text inside Flambae's thought bubble is the largest text in the image. Dialogue: Blonde Blazer: Since you two are in a relationship - congrats again, by the way - i'm gonna beed you two to sign this Consensual Relationship Agreement. Blonde Blazer: It's nothing serious - its just a business contract to prevent abuse in the workplace. You'll be agreeing to not doing PDA on the clock, not ignoring your work duties due to your relationship, not giving each other special treatment, not trying to sabotage each other if you were to break up... just agreeing that you will stay professional. Waterboy (thoughts): But you and Robert still act lovey-dovey on the job and you even give him special treatment cuz of your relationship... Flambae (thoughts): Is this homophobia?

#dispatch #waterbae the existence of consensual relationship agreements makes all dispatch ships 1000 times funnier

A sketch of Waterboy and Flambae. Flambae is holding the puppy from the above comic and looking at it. Waterboy is looking at both Flambae and the puppy, and his smile is strained. He looks unsure. Dialogue: Waterboy: could you, let me know in advance? Next time? Flambae: don't worry, this doggo fuckin' LOVES water Waterboy: **don't call it a "doggo" i swear to--**

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The first panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae and Waterboy. Flambae is waving towards Waterboy as he is stepping out of his own car. Dialogue: Flambae: Hey Waterboy! c'mere, you /gotta/ see this! Waterboy: ?

The second panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae and Waterboy. Flambae is reaching for something that is in the passenger seat of his car. He is leaning over the driver's seat. Over his body, there is SFX text that reads "RUMMAGE RUMMAGE". Waterboy is looking at Flambae in shock. Dialogue: Flambae: Say hello to our ✨new son✨! Waterboy: **SON?????** Waterboy (thoughts): DID THE IMPULSIVE THOUGHTS WIN TODAY

The third panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae and Waterboy. A close-up of a puppy of an unspecified breed. The tips of its ears are bent, and its ears and snout have darker fur than the rest of its body. It's sticking it's tongue out. Flambae is holding the puppy up, and the puppy is surrounded by sparkles and light.

The fourth panel of a four-panel comic about Flambae and Waterboy. A close-up of a relieved Waterboy with his right hand on his chest. He is breathing out, and next to his head is bold text that says "phew..." Dialogue: Waterboy (thoughts): It's a puppy... Waterboy (thoughts): I thought he took a trip to an orphanage for a second

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A sketch of Prism, Flambae and Waterboy taking a selfie. Prism is holding the phone with her right hand and showing a peace-sign with her left hand. Flambae is standing behind to her left with his arms crossed. Waterboy is standing to her right with his right hand doing a rock-n-roll hand sign and with his left hand on Flambae's waist. They are all smiling at the camera.

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A sketch of Waterboy attempting to lift Flambae. Waterboy's hands are on Flambae's thighs and lower back, and he is not succeeding at picking up Flambae. Waterboy's butt is pointed up in the air and his legs are spread. Flambae is casually sitting on the floor with his arms crossed. He is looking up at the sky with an unsure expression.

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The first panel of a two-panel comic about Waterboy and Flambae. The comic takes place in Waterboy's room, as indicated by the muscular superhero posters and potted plants in the room. Waterboy is wearing his pajamas (a sleeveless top and swimming trunks) and gesturing awkwardly towards an open door. Flambae is looking at him with a mildly surprised expression. Dialogue: Waterboy: ok you can go take a shower now!! the bathroom is the next door from here -- sorry i, took so long, i was just cleaning the whole bathroom to make sure there isn't any hidden dust or anything like that, also i hung up a clean towel to the left of the shower so you can use that one, also i don't know if this makes a difference at all but i put some of my spare clothes on top of the washing machine for you to put on if you want, also i organized all of the different kinds of soaps and shampoo i have so you can choose whichever you like best Flambae (thoughts): ok im wet

The second panel of a two-panel comic about Waterboy and Flambae. Flambae is smugly pointing with his left thumb to a bed behind him. The bed is perfectly made and sparkling from its newfound cleanliness and dryness. Waterboy is looking at Flambae with a surprised face. Dialogue: Flambae: thanks, man. by the way, while you were gone, i dried and ironed your bed. i also replaced the sheets (thanks again for telling me where you keep them) with some new ones so theyre more comfortable. also i fluffed up all of the pillows just 'cuz. also as you can see i made the bed so its all proper and whatever. shit was really messy and wet but now its dry and Perfect Waterboy (thoughts): are you real?

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A sketch of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism. The sketch is based on the boardroom scene in episode 6 of Dispatch, and the three of them are sitting next to each other in the chairs in the boardroom. Flambae has his legs resting on the table, and he looks neutral. Waterboy's arms are resting on his legs, which are close together. He is sadly looking down. Prism is the only one not sitting in the chair - instead, she is leaning on the backrest of her chair. Her right hand is in front of the backrest and holding her phone. She looks neutral. In the top left corner of the image is grey text that says "get in the car bitch we're going to mope in the boardroom".

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A panel of a comic with Flambae and Waterboy. Flambae and Waterboy are watching a horror movie together. Only the backs of either of their heads are visible. The movie on the TV, which is in the center of this panel, shows Jason Voorhees swinging an axe. Dialogue: Flambae: Why are horror films always about normies killing normies? Flambae: I wanna see a horror film with superheroes in it. Waterboy: Huh... Yeah, that would be pretty fun- quite... I also wanna see that.

A panel of a comic with Flambae and Waterboy. Waterboy and Flambae are sitting next to each other on a couch. Waterboy is grinning and has his hands over his chin. Flambae's arms are crossed and he's looking at Waterboy while smiling. Dialogue: Waterboy: Do you think a superhero horror film would have Blazer-- Blonde, Blazer in it? I'd wanna see that! Flambae: Nah, she sucks at acting. Flambae: I wanna see Prism and Coop in a horror flick. Waterboy: I'm pretty sure Coupé would, uh... scare the killer? Flambae: Exactly. That's why she'd be the killer!

A panel of a comic with Flambae and Waterboy. Waterboy and Flambae are pale white and stiff from surprise. Waterboy is no longer smiling, but Flambae looks like he still is. Both of them have their eyes wide open. A silhouette of Coupé is emerging from behind the couch. There are plumes of shadows and darkness emanating from her. Her expression is unreadable. Her speech bubble is entirely black and written in a light font. Dialogue: Coupé: /What's this about me being a killer?/

A panel of a comic with Flambae and Waterboy (and also Coupé). Flambae and Waterboy are looking over at Coupé, who is standing behind the couch. Flambae is staring at her, mildly perturbed. Waterboy is covering his eyes with his hands, which are put together in prayer. He is mortified. Coupé, however, is smiling smugly at the both of them. Waterboy's dialogue is large, and parts of it are cut off by other surrounding speech bubbles and characters (cut-off portions of dialogue indicated in below section through square brackets). Dialogue: Flambae: Jesus, how long have you been here?? Waterboy: I'M SO SORRY COU[PÉ] I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER DONE PLEASE DON'T HURT ME OR SOMETHING OR OTH[ER--] Coupé: hehehe LOL

#dispatch #waterbae waterboy why are you scared

A sketch of Waterboy and Flambae hugging. Waterboy is smiling and there are hearts over his head. Flambae's face is strained and he looks uncomfortable. Waterboy is covered in water, and some of the water is getting on Flambae. Flambae is lightly shaking. There is text to the right of Flambae that reads "The shit I do for a non-flammable boyfriend...".

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✅you find a guy who cant burn

❌the guy cant burn because of water (you are scared of water)

A two-panel comic sketch of Waterboy texting Flambae on his phone. In each panel, there are square text boxes coming from the phone that show the text messages between Flambae and Waterboy. Waterboy also has thought bubbles that express his thoughts in each panel. Instead of his superhero costume, Waterboy is wearing a sleeveless shirt. Panel 1: Waterboy is looking happily at his phone. Dialogue: Flambae (text message): hey Flambae (text message): do you have any good photos of yourself? 😊 Waterboy (thoughts): He's asking for photos already?? We're really getting close fast... Waterboy (text message): Maybe! What for? :-) Panel 2: Waterboy is wide-eyed and looking shocked at the phone. There is a broken heart symbol above his head. Dialogue: Flambae (text message): making u a dating app profile Flambae (text message): need a good pfp to make u look good Waterboy (thoughts): /I thought we were a thing...???/ Flambae (text message): I'm not gonna be ur 1st real boyfriend, are u kidding Flambae (text message): That'll fuck up your standards 4ever Flambae (text message): irreperable

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A sketch of Flambae shooting fire at Waterboy, incinerating him. Waterboy is standing casually.

#dispatch #waterbae no "poor waterboy" comments on this one. hes fire-resistant. this is play and they are both having fun :3

A bonus panel of a 5-panel comic about Waterboy, Flambae, and Prism. Waterboy is stiffly standing while wearing Flambae's hip/butt pads. The pads are cartoonishly large and give Waterboy a disproportionately huge butt. Behind him, Prism and Flambae are laughing at how Waterboy looks. Prism is holding her hand over her mouth and trying not to laugh. Flambae is hiding behind a curtain to not reveal his disproportionately flat butt, but laughing loudly. Dialogue: Waterboy: i'm ready for my photo Flambae's laugh is a random assortment of "GOHO"'s and "HOHOAHHOOHAHEHO"'s.

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The first panel of a 5-panel comic about Waterboy, Flambae, and Prism. Waterboy is nervously biting his fingernails through his gloves while standing backstage of a photo shoot. The photo shoot is implied to be the area where the "photos" of the official Valentine's day cards were taken. In the background, a faceless person and a simply drawn Blonde Blazer are standing behind a camera and talking to one another. In the foreground, Waterboy is sweating profusely and talking to Prism and Flambae (who are off-screen). Dialogue: Waterboy: Ohhhh Goddd they're taking my photo next and i dont knowww how am i supposed to look good i cant pose i cant look good i cant do ANYTHING and they want me to pose in some fancy way they told me?? Hhow how do you pose??

The second panel of a 5-panel comic about Waterboy, Flambae, and Prism. Flambae and Prism smugly smile at Waterboy. Flambae's left hand is on Waterboy's right shoulder. His chest hair is shaved into the shape of a heart, the same as it was in the official Valentine's day cards. Prism's left hand is a thumbs up. Waterboy is looking at them with wide open eyes and a small but intense smile. The text in Waterboy's thought bubble is a thin and italic font. Dialogue: Prism: We got you, Waterboy Flambae: I got something that will help you Waterboy (thoughts): The sky is always blue when you've got great friends...!

The third and fourth panel of a 5-panel comic about Waterboy, Flambae, and Prism. Panel 3: Flambae is running into a room with the sign "CHANGING ROOM" on the door. His right hand is on the door's handle as he pushes the door open, and his left hand is grabbing Waterboy's right wrist. Waterboy is staring blankly at Flambae as he drags him into the changing room. There is a small speech bubble next to Waterboy's head that has the question mark symbol inside of it. Panel 4: The fourth panel of a 5-panel comic about Waterboy, Flambae, and Prism. Waterboy is locking the door of the changing room from inside it and looking at Flambae, who is in the foreground and mostly off-screen. Flambae appears to be taking off and rummaging inside of his hero suit. Waterboy is looking over at him with a confused face. Dialogue: Waterboy: Sso, what? Uh. What will, "help", me?

The final panel of a 5-panel comic about Waterboy, Flambae, and Prism. Flambae is holding up a hip/butt pad that he had pulled out of his hero suit with his right hand while his left hand holds onto the part of his suit that he had taken off. There are two bold arrows in this image: One of them is pointing at the hip/butt pad, and above it is text that reads "PADDING". The other arrow is pointing at Flambae's distinct lack of butt, which is highlighted through light grey, dotted lines of how big his butt would usually be. Waterboy is staring at the scene in shock.

#dispatch #waterbae behind the scenes of the valentines cards

The first set of panels of a 7-panel comic about Waterboy and Flambae sharing a drink. Panel 1: Waterboy is taking a sip out of his drink with a straw. Flambae is standing next to Waterboy and typing on a phone. Waterboy's left hand is on Flambae's left shoulder. Panel 2: Waterboy is handing the drink to Flambae. Flambae is taking a sip out of the straw while still looking at and typing on his phone. Waterboy is looking up in thought. Above him is a speech bubble that says ". . . . 💡!".

The second set of panels of a 7-panel comic about Waterboy and Flambae sharing a drink. Panel 3: Waterboy is taking a sip of the drink while looking at his own left index finger. His thought bubble shows a close-up of the paper straw and his own finger, and there is a two-ended arrow between the two, which is captioned "SIMILAR = PRANK POTENTIAL?". Flambae is smiling at his phone with furrowed brows. There is small text next to his head that says "pff lol". Panel 4: Waterboy is bringing his left index finger close to Flambae's face while holding back laughter. Flambae is focused on his phone.

The third set of panels of a 7-panel comic about Waterboy and Flambae sharing a drink. Panel 5: Flambae is putting his mouth on the tip of Waterboy's finger and is sucking on it, assuming it's the paper straw of the drink. Waterboy is looking at Flambae in shock and desperately trying not to laugh. His eyes are wide open and his cheeks are puffed up. Meanwhile, Flambae is typing on his phone. Panel 6: The exact same poses as the previous panel, except Flambae's face is shocked and disturbed as he realizes he isn't sucking on the paper straw. The background is black and there is a beam of light near Flambae's head, signifying his sudden realization. He is no longer typing.

The final panel of a 7-panel comic about Waterboy and Flambae sharing a drink. Flambae is turned away from Waterboy and looking upwards. He is visibly disgusted and upset. Waterboy is behind him, crying profusely and reaching his hands out towards Flambae. Dialogue: Flambae: i'm never sharing /anything/ with you ever again. Waterboy: NOOO PLEAASE IT WAS A JOKEE I'M SORRYYYY

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A sketch of Waterboy pressing the side of his face and his hands into Flambae's chest. His face is unreadable. He is leaving a lot of water on Flambae's chest. Flambae is looking down at him. He looks a little afraid and is lightly shaking. There is a thought bubble next to his head that reads "water...". In this thought bubble is a sketch of a tiny emoji that is wary and nervously sweating.

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A redraw of the "I see no difference, love is love" anime meme but with crude drawings of various Dispatch characters. There are four crude sketches separated into four different quadrants. In the top left is a sketch of Blonde Blazer picking up Robert by the collar of his shirt as she looks at him smugly. Robert is looking back at her and blushing. The sketch is titled "Regular couple". In the top right is a sketch of Waterboy and Flambae sharing a popsicle. Waterboy looks shocked and Flambae has his eyes closed. There is a small sketch of Punch Up's head reacting to the scene in shock. The sketch is titled "Yaoi couple". In the bottom left is a sketch of Invisigal and Malevola with large, sparkly anime eyes. Malevola is holding Invisigal as Visi wraps her arms around her shoulders. They are both blushing and smiling. The sketch is titled "Yuri couple". In the bottom right is a sketch of Coupé, who is visibly extremely drunk. She is staring at the camera with a light smirk and is giving the camera a thumbs up. There are small bubbles and spirals around her head to emphasize how drunk she is. There is text on the top and bottom of this image. The top text reads "i see no difference.", and the bottom text says "Love is love.".

The original "I see no difference, love is love" meme.

#dispatch people still redraw this meme, right

A sketch of Coupé talking to Flambae. Prism looks serious and is looking ahead of herself. Her arms are crossed. Flambae is white as a sheet and terrified. He is looking at the ground with wide open eyes. Dialogue: Coupé: If you think about it... Coupé: When something is burnt by fire, it simply perishes. That is the end. Coupé: However, water is capable of cultivating an entire biome within things and people. Water can create an ecosystem that slowly kills you from the inside out. Coupé: Technically, Waterboy's powers are more terrifying than yours. There is text to the right of Flambae that reads "NEW FEAR UNLOCKED".

#dispatch as if just getting wet wasnt bad enough