requiem for vanished birdsong
03.03.2026 21:01
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requiem for vanished birdsong
as the TMNT intro
screaming and crying and chewing off my legs COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS UNTIL OCTOBER 6
Fuck fuck fuck okay, it's happening, my ability to be normal about anything for the next 8 months is completely shot AAAAAAAAAAAA
www.esquire.com/entertainmen...
Honestly I'm still not convinced this isn't fake, even though legit booksellers have pre-order listings up.....but I'm gonna let myself hope because I deserve SOMETHING dammit!!
Cover of the upcoming novel "Other Worlds Than These" by Peter Straub and Stephen King. A a barn stands in the middle of a cornfield, rendered in black and white with the title and author's names superimposed over the top, bottom, and middle of the image. The left hand barn door is open to show a man standing in a field of red roses. Towards the bottom of the rose field, the red coloring runs together and drips down the facade of the barn like blood.
THE WHEEL TURNS AGAIN AND WE ALL SAY THANKYA
Totodile from Kalos be like:
I went a tiny bit feral over your book and haven't stopped recommending it to everyone I know
When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
Photo of the marquee of the Hawthorne Theatre listing the upcoming performances
IT'S AUTOHEART DAY BAYBEEE
Getting kicked out of the house you've lived in for nearly a decade by an Instagram influencer who posts reels of her dancing in your driveway, and you haven't even actually met her.
Like damn girl, a hello would be nice.
YESSSS YES YES I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS ONE!!
Normally people complain that Stephen King books have bad endings, and the movies adaptations make them better....and then they go and take a book with a fantastic ending and make it awful. It kills me, I tells ya.
And on a 100 degree day of all days, I hope the contractors upcharge the fuck out of my landlord for coming out in this heat
Knowing at a rudimentary level that landlords are bad vs having a Landlord Experience™️ that leaves you frothing at the mouth with a desire to tear down the entire fucking system
Cover art for the album Heartlands, by Autoheart. A figure in a black devil costume with a yellow kerchief is holding a red briefcase stuffed with cash and a red phone, and a small dog sits between their legs. The background features a cowboy aiming his blaster; a three person hazmat team; a flying van; a giant robot head with a hole exposing its brain, and an indiscernible figure seated behind a control panel in its mouth; a large cyclopean cactus with a small floral creature on one arm and a four-armed figure with a flaming tail on the other; and a flying, Jesus on the cross/t-posing figure in a bird costume and tutu surrounded by one eyed bats, all in a black desert landscape with small stars in the sky.
HAPPY HEARTLANDS DAY Y'ALL
A meme of Mr. Incredible bowing his head and saying "I can't. Not again. I'm not...strong enough."
Me in the impending face of Homestuck Discourse Redux
Superman SLAPS, 11/10. Loved every second. May we all find the beauty in each other that Superman finds in us.
Perfect timing, I have to return the copy I borrowed from the library but I'm not ready to stop poring over the illustrations.
A pride flag hanging in the window of an office space
My office window desperately needed a shade + I overheard some homophobia in the building last week so this flag's pullin double duty
A bearded dragon sitting atop a stuffed bearded dragon, which sits atop an even larger stuffed bearded dragon
Got TWO dragons for my dragon
A bearded dragon laying on top of a large stuffed bearded dragon
Got a dragon for my dragon
Side view of a bald eagle sitting on the grass in the sunshine
A bald eagle sitting on the grass with his head slightly turned to the camera
Front view of a bald eagle, head cocked as if to tell me to get my goddamn camera out of his face
Murphy the bald eagle passed away last weekend. I got to see him at the WBS two summers ago and hoped to go back some day. He was such a neat bird and a great foster dad. This is a big loss for bird kind. May we all embody such love as Murphy showed to his kids, both the living and the rocky.
I also paid three dollars to have five paragraphs of Lorem Ipsum text sent to the most recent spam number as a voice message, twelve times. Threw in one random "piss" in the middle for the hell of it.
Ideas for future calls:
Stirring macaroni
Canned air directly into the apeaker
Otomatone
Raspberries
Laying on my car horn
Fake crying
Loud sniffing
Gurgling
Seductive swallowing
