Matthew Lymer

Trump didn’t make America First.

He made it Alone.

No one trusts U.S. promises anymore.

Even if Obama came back, the next Trump is queued up.

Greenland - yet another thing Trump thinks he has the right to touch without consent.

Ignorance may be bliss, but it isn't absolution

If your hands are clean but your deeds are dirty, then your hands weren't clean

We all made mistakes as kids—
most of us didn’t build a party to enforce them on the nation

Intent isn't a shield when action stains the soul

#BrokenBritainIsFarage

Farage:

Blames immigrants - just like Trump
Blames other countries - just like Trump
Uses lies to manipulate - just like Trump
Plays the victim - just like Trump
Has no empathy - just like Trump

And he’ll ruin his country - just like Trump

#BrokenBritainIsFarage

He says he’s pro-business.
But his donors dodge tax.
His policies cut wages.
And his party defends Nazi memes.

Farage isn’t the panacea.
He’s the poison.
He’s Trump in tweed.

#BrokenBritainIsFarage

Farage says he’s anti-elite
But he’s bankrolled by Bamford, Haidar, Candy

Just like Trump
Just another hypocrite

#BrokenBritainIsFarage

Farage says SEND is overdiagnosed
That children are called victims

He’s never waited two years for an EHCP
Never begged a GP to listen
Never held his sobbing child—school couldn’t help

He won’t fix SEND
He’ll “DOGE” it
Strip it for parts
Pass the savings to his rich friends

#BrokenBritainIsFarage

Farage says GPs are overdiagnosing mental illness.

He blames doctors.
He blames disabled kids.
He blames the system.

But he’s not a doctor.
He’s not a carer.
He’s not qualified.

He’s RFK Jr with a Union Jack.
A parasite in a pinstripe.
Selling cruelty as control.

#BrokenBritainIsFarage

Farage says young disabled people are “victims.”

He wants to slash benefits, reassess every claim, and strip support.

But he costs the taxpayer 25 times more than a benefit claimant.

He’s not cutting waste.
He is the waste.

#BrokenBritainIsFarage

Farage says leave the ECHR to control borders.
But it won’t increase control.
It’ll increase cruelty.

These rights protect everyone—not just immigrants.

So what’s the real goal?
Strip protections
Silence dissent
Legalise abuse

If Farage became PM, Would you still be safe?

#BrokenBritainIsFarage

Farage says the ECHR blocks border control.

But if he wants to bypass human rights law, he’ll need to leave the UN Torture Convention,
The Rights of the Child, the Covenant on Civil and Political Rights.

That isn't sovereignty.
That’s isolation—alongside Russia and Belarus.

#BrokenBritainIsFarage

Ah, my apologies - looks like we’re both on the Farage is a muppet side of things.

Glad to be aligned.

Just to clarify - I’m not, and never will be, a supporter of Farage.

I abhor everything he stands for.

I try to make my posts clear in both content and context, but sometimes the satire lands sideways.

Thanks for engaging - genuinely.

Farage says we need to leave the ECHR to “take back control” of our borders.

I thought Brexit was supposed to do that.

Could it be… Farage was wrong?

Or was control never the goal - just the grievance?

Politics shouldn’t be a career. It should be a service.
Like the military - duty, not profit.
Like jury duty - when your time’s up, they call the next.

An asylum seeker kills someone.
"Deport all immigrants."

Harold Shipman was a doctor.
Peter Sutcliffe a truck driver.

Expel GPs and HGV licence holders.

They were English.

Better deport all Englishmen to Rwanda.

If guilt is collective, and punished by deportation, we should all pack our bags.

Farage says schools are poisoning kids with shame.

I say they’re teaching us not to repeat history.

Pride without empathy, understanding and reflection isn’t patriotism.

It’s propaganda.

And Farage will save us from the financial disaster he helped create, while clearing out the rot.

Just like Trump is getting rid of corruption while making America great.

Yeah, sure - turn my disdain for a fascist millionaire cosplaying as “one of us,” while spewing hatred as valid rhetoric, into a medical condition.

Just keep pointing fingers at those who oppose divisive vitriol.

It’s easier than facing the rot.

Nigel Farage politics:

💩 Shits on your doorstep

🇬🇧 Blames immigrants

🚫 Bans anyone not “100% English” from cleaning it

💰 Invents a “Shit Doorstep” tax

🧾 Fines you for the mess

And calls it patriotism.

A little hope goes a long way.

I don't have a voice that many will hear.

I am not visible to most.

My actions, unlikely to cause a stir.

I could endlessly scream at the void and never get a response.

So I whisper, quietly, softly, knowing it doesn't matter and won't be heard.

But always thinking 'maybe this time'.

It is getting increasingly difficult to find justifications for the human race.

If an advanced alien civilisation or super AI decided it would be in the best interest of the world to exterminate us, it would be tricky to argue against them.

What Reform UK Really Thinks

#VetoReformUK

What Reform UK Really Thinks

"We’re cracking down on immigration. Not just people—food too. No curries. No Chinese. No pizza. And since potatoes come from the Americas, no chips or crisps either. Just fish, Yorkshire pudding, and cheddar cheese. Served with contempt."

#VetoReformUK

To the men pushing fear, misinformation, and false blame:

The greatest threat to children today comes from two of your own—Trump and RFK Jr.

Mothers aren’t the problem. You are!

What Reform UK Really Thinks

"We’re so ‘in touch’ with the younger generation and the average voter, we’re bringing back the Imperial currency system—240 pennies to the pound, and half-crowns for everyone. Also, tax cuts for corporations and our offshore accounts."

#VetoReformUK

What Reform UK Really Thinks

"We care about the environment. That’s why we’re launching a Gaslighting programme. Good thing we will be fracking the sh*t out of the countryside to replace Natural Gas."

#VetoReformUK

What Reform UK Really Thinks

"The Labour and Conservative parties don't think we can win an election. Insulting? Yes. They clearly don't think the UK has that many idiots."

#VetoReformUK

What Reform UK Really Thinks

"We value the diverse cultures and lifestyles living in the UK. Because they give us many groups to blame for your problems."

#VetoReformUK