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Timmy Chalmette

@little-eff

Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

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Oh. His bio on the site uses past tense verbs now.
That definitely sends a message!

11.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could guess who didn't write this article by the unflattering title.

11.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess I assumed it was because he wrote about poor, white Southerners in an artsy way, which I guess nobody with his connections had tried doing before? Maybe because everyone was so blown away with a chapter being "My mother is a fish." Nobody had ever written such a short chapter before.

11.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Following @gumbyscreens.bsky.social pays off pretty nicely sometimes.

11.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Okay Gatsby

11.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes an abuser will do something that is visible in public as a demonstration of their power. They leave it to the victim to make up an excuse or sit quietly with the evidence for others to see and not question.

11.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know y'all aren't without your problems, but that sounds awfully nice. I imagine not issuing everyone a pistol probably draws a slightly different crowd.

11.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr. Boast: Does anyone know if we have to pay taxes on income earned in another state?
Boss: I've never had that problem. You should probably ask Grok or ChatGPT about that.
Me: (makes triple sure that my mic is muted)

11.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol
I’m happy for you, that you live someplace where you feel certain enough that the locals would step to ICE that you would type that out.

11.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A lie is down the street while the truth is lacing up, but what a job you’re doing for Truth!

11.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This T.C. thing feels so ridiculously overblown. The fact that Hollywood's resident teacher's pet P.O. had to wade in and let it be known that he is a true performing arts appreciatior as opposed to that scurrilous young man says pretty much all I need to hear on the subject.

10.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Applying sprinkles very delicately, one at a time.

10.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank god there’s a flag in the kit!

10.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That crawl.
"U.S. missile may have been involved in school strike"
May have been involved! May have been walking down the street minding its own business while the school spontaneously combusted. Who could know, really?

10.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSee? He’s on board with this new technology and taking the time to learn how to use it!”

10.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really like the sound of this, but as not a member of Congress, there is not much that I can do to lift the cap. Have you got something that you are putting forward that would accomplish this?

10.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Phrasing that shit like he's some kind of wise sage

09.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching this video, some peoples’ amazement with the various chatbots becomes much less mysterious.

09.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I raise a cold one in y’all’s general direction.

09.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In fairness I don’t recall ever being told really anything about them before college. They’re labels that I think people tend to glean a definition of based on commentary from various media outlets, most of which do not care to inform people about the variety of social/political/economic ideas.

09.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My introduction to you is a blatant distortion of what was said that reeks of clickbait.

09.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is why so many of them can’t stand β€œwokeness”. They seem to lack the ability to think through the meanings of words and just want to say them. Being woke would involve thinking things through and maybe even changing how they think about the world around them. And that wouldn’t be fun!

08.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Proof of concept, leading to…
The ability to run ads on it.
Attract attention of promoters, who might pay for prominent placement.

You know, normal sleazeball shit.

08.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Countdown (Access Software - 1990) - 01 - Sanitarium Escape
Countdown (Access Software - 1990) - 01 - Sanitarium Escape YouTube video by Jake "Ziggity" Steven

For anyone curious…

youtu.be/otGBznNh2ys?...

08.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh thank god someone is here to lecture everyone about the proper usage of Lego. I was worried that I might not be on the internet for a moment.

08.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

About eleventy hundred.

08.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever a new ai booster like grassfedsteelhead comes around, it’s a good time to ask what their asshole is actually for. Is it to make a good warm place for their head? Is it to produce comments for them to post? The answer to questions like these determines how we treat suckers and proselytizers.

08.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Consider this your personal invitation to Vienna. Our stage is waiting," from the Vienna State Opera feels like a glowering β€œWould you like to come up here and share what’s so funny with the rest of the class?”

07.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never knowing what it stood for, I assumed that this was HSBC. A quick dip into Wikipedia showed me that I was delightfully wrong and beckoned toward a whole other rabbit hole.

07.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And they might not surrender for decades! Truly, a quantum state of surrender.

07.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0