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@mistermichael

Highly accomplished ne'er-do-well. Flailing dad. Think about what you want for dinner tonight.

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Ah breakfast, the lunch of the morning

10.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In a truly just society we wouldn't be able to recognize discrimination

09.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect opportunity for tequila Thursdays with Tony dokoupil!

09.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 14298 πŸ” 4292 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 42

No hell hot enough for these fucks

07.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being a large account on this website lol

07.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

03.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 8122 πŸ” 1942 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 68

It's funny to imagine telling Americans to leave with no explanation

03.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If there's anything I've learned it's that common sense is anything but, and anyone seriously leaning on it as a rationale for literally anything should immediately be forced to wear a dunce cap and be marched through the town square

02.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🍰

01.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Misguided as the support was, there was effective state propaganda following an actual attack on the US. People were afraid and ready to hate a bogeyman. None of that is the case right now

01.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Real fascist hours out here

27.02.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dr Santos what's the treatment plan for the woke mind virus

26.02.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Need anything from the store boss?

23.02.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

28 Years Later: Bonetown

23.02.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Will Ferrell could play this guy on snl," I mumble as they load me into the dissident van

22.02.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn this shit probably hits so hard if you're a fucking idiot

21.02.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Neglect or worse decline!

19.02.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait for trump to say how unfairly they're treating Prince Andrew

19.02.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scattered thoughts: it takes much more conscious effort to unfollow an account than it does to do nothing. If you liked a post or two enough to follow an account, a series of bad posts is unlikely to force an unfollow

18.02.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile boomers use πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ when they're angrier than they've ever been in their entire life

16.02.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even younger kids are now calling things they don't like "diabolical" or "crazy work". Extremely strange but that's just my old man coming out

14.02.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My parents don't even belong to a synagogue and this describes them to a T. They've decided that Palestinians are animals so their extermination is acceptable. And they constantly whine about Israel being slandered

14.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel this way about pretty much all vaccine-preventable infectious diseases. You shouldn't be allowed to dump cyanide into municipal drinking water and you shouldn't be allowed to recreationally spread viruses around shared public spaces.

13.02.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 6736 πŸ” 1818 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 35
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Viva los Biodome!

10.02.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess this AI would turn your household into a mini hedge fund. Potential to make a lot of money in derivative markets, and if your ai knows what it's doing then sky's the limit

09.02.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They're also balancing time/energy investment. There's folks who churn through credit cards to take advantage of sign on bonuses, perks, etc., which in theory would make you money, but most people don't have the time or patience to do that

09.02.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

10.02.2025 04:10 πŸ‘ 9804 πŸ” 1329 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 57

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

08.02.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 4054 πŸ” 1010 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 11