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@hemster1960

Retired Poet. Disabled Navy Veteran. Progressive pauper. I shave with Occam’s razor. Gris-Gris for #PSU. My pockets are filled with round-to-its, and my short story is shorter than yours. Help! - Where have all the Amish girls gone? Zen & Zen some more.

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How can any human be positive about the body parts of school children?

14.03.2026 02:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hope his next job is at his local Sheetz.

14.03.2026 02:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She needs to borrow Noem’s blankie…

14.03.2026 01:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is Jeanine Pirro answering one question today.

13.03.2026 20:37 👍 8548 🔁 1992 💬 1579 📌 426

SNL….

Ready, set, go….

13.03.2026 22:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"The first casualty when war comes is truth."

—Hemingway

#nowars

13.03.2026 21:20 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Right now she’s slumped in a booth at Harry’s on Fifth Avenue, scotch glass in her hand, slurring into her phone as she reminisces with Rudy about what might have been.

13.03.2026 20:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Don't stop talking about the EPSTEIN FILES

12.03.2026 19:38 👍 7357 🔁 3367 💬 293 📌 158

Time for a bench press competition.

13.03.2026 16:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pete should stop sleeping at a Holiday Inn Express.

That’s a myth.

13.03.2026 14:03 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Vacation YouTube video by The Go-Go's - Topic

youtu.be/W45qh29wp0U?...

12.03.2026 22:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rick Scott is such a terrible person & such a terrible liar, his own hair is frightened of him.

It might have moved to Gavin Newsom, or places there about.

11.03.2026 21:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Poor Wi-Fi connection.

11.03.2026 21:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pete the bromancer.

11.03.2026 18:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Each night, Rick Scott and his cronies meet up at the Mephistopheles Bar & Grill to go over their talking points and lies.

11.03.2026 17:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My sources tell me he is planning on throwing a confetti victory parade at his golf course as he plays 18 holes.

Followed by a pig roast for Kristi Noem.

10.03.2026 21:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When you get to a fork in the road take it

10.03.2026 00:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today’s Golden Slumber Nursing Home word of the day;

Mutilization.

#DonnyDementia

09.03.2026 22:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

Mark Twain

07.03.2026 22:15 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Kristi’s Secrets.

Coming soon to strip malls everywhere.

07.03.2026 22:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sure his catheter was near overflowing at the end of the SOTU.

07.03.2026 22:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

Mark Twain

#warsucks

07.03.2026 22:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

Mark Twain

07.03.2026 22:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that Cricket…on her left?

07.03.2026 16:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I give her one more month on the job…

06.03.2026 23:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This.

A few weeks after the election, a wonderful black physician from the local Veterans clinic was terminated.

She had been my PCP for 20 years.

Poof. Gone. No reason.

All the employees at the clinic were given a mandate to remain quiet.

And I still haven’t been given another PCP.

06.03.2026 13:57 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ProPublica Wins Lawsuit Over Access to Court Records in U.S. Navy Cases A judge ruled that the Navy’s long-standing policy to withhold records from its criminal trials violated the First Amendment.

NEW: The Navy is no longer allowed to shroud its criminal trials in secrecy and must provide public access to hearings and records, a federal judge ruled last month, the result of a yearslong lawsuit filed by ProPublica.

06.03.2026 13:00 👍 946 🔁 270 💬 15 📌 14

Saw her & Corey last night on OnlyFans.

She had her blankie.

06.03.2026 13:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 07:52 👍 14460 🔁 4649 💬 655 📌 250

Yes. In her new position, she will be checking visitor passes at state parks.

05.03.2026 20:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0