Brandon

turning into a cat would fix me

The book series I'm reading went from just one characters pov to multiple characters in the 4th book and it's really throwing me off.

Put your clothes back on, I'm going to yap to you in detail about everything I just learned from a historical podcast, "So Prester John was one the first recorded conspiracy theories dating back to..."

Watching the sun rise and set is always better if you share it with someone else.

Fellas, have you yearned yet today?

The best I could do while at work #HappyHalloween

They don't know there's a whole holiday made just for them

Terrifying

Red Rising's audio book is peak

my most millennial thing is that I like a paper copy, I like a printout, I like an actual physical book, I like to write on paper instead of type

My most Boomer opinion is that I hate when restaurants don't have a physical menu. What do you mean it's just a QR code I have to scan with my phone?!?

Caturday!

What five games would you love to experience for the first time ever again? Feel free to like and share with yours!

1. Disco Elysium
2. Mass Effect trilogy
3. Dragon Age Origins
4. Elden Ring
5. Ghost of Tsushima

Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.

Don't worry too much about it. You're new to the game, so you should just do whatever you think sounds fun (within reason). If building up a strong character is fun for you, then you should do that!

Only person texting me rn is Kamala Harris

Took 20mg of melatonin just to only sleep for 4 hours, love that for me.

I can't believe Blue Box has tricked me into watching a sports anime.

Peasant maxing, very good, love to see it

Bought this dickhead cat fancy cat food that’s 100% actual meat and he’s just staring at me like where the fuck are my shitty biscuits full of bullshit

I keep seeing ads for mushroom coffee, and honestly nothing sounds more revolting to me.

I'm happy Ranma's cool again

#ranma1/2 #ranma

quaso

I remember buying new consoles the day they dropped and then taking three days off in a mountain dew filled stupor to beat the rpg that I was totally obsessing over.

I miss those days.

A lot.

The kids yearn for MySpace

no i don't watch gilmore girls

i listen

#ally

My colleague and I both ordered a medium latte at a cafe

Me: Sorry, which latte is the one with oat milk?

Barista: Oh it's this one. The other one is regular breast milk.

Me:

Barista:

Me:
Me: Ok thank you.

Mine patiently waits for me to finish my McDonald's burger so I can crinkle up the wrapper into a ball for him

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