Malk

The Kao Kao: - K (cocoa), a brown, toad-like alien in a red vest - Ferki (iron), a lanky purple alien with yellow hair and an elephantine trunk, wearing an orange tank top, orange shorts and large white trainers with yellow highlights - Kalz (calcium), a pink femme alien wearing a dress identically coloured to her skin and a long, worm-like head tail representing hair - Zerelk (cereal), a round, greenish-yellow flying alien resembling a frog - Fosfik (phosphorus), a short grey alien wearing green visors and waist-high trousers - Akinha (vitamins), a hovering, dot-eyed, unibrowed, yellow humanoid alien in a blue dress, wearing her black hair in a large double bun and a tail braid that touches the floor

A wallpaper featuring the Kao Kao and their yellow submarine-esque spaceship

Wallpaper of the Kao Kao having crashed their ship into a small Earth

The Kao Kao laughing together in a kitchen, enjoying Cola Cao in their own themed mugs

Los Kao Kao
Cola Cao
2001-2006

These funky aliens, each embodying ingredients or vitamins, encountered the Spanish chocolate drink while on Earth and used the energy it gave them to fuel their ship. When the Kao Kao's popularity waned, Cola Cao reverted back to using athletes as brand ambassadors.

I told my grandma Phil Spencer retired and she started sobbing. Through the cascade of tears rolling down her face and hyperventilating she muttered “Co-Pilot please draft an email thanking Phil for his brave service in the console wars”

She then died. Her ashes sprinkled at a data center nearby

We're now just two days away from the return of the Shamrock Shake! Unfortunately, no word on if Uncle O'Grimacey will be back or if his rumored public statements supporting the IRA will keep him retired for another year.

Artwork by Ken Lidster of the "New" Monster Munch monsters: - the orange monster (Pickled Onion), an ape-like monster - the blue monster (Spaghetti Sauce, later turned yellow for the Cheesy flavour), a furry creature with a large mouth and an inverted head - the pink monster (Beef Burger), a smiling furry creature with small eyes and a wide, rectangular face - the red monster (Flamin' Hot), a muscular figure with a face on his chest Source: https://monstermunchcollection.blogspot.com/2012/07/the-new-monster-munch-monsters-1995-2008.html

Thirty Tazo disks featuring illustrations of the 1995 Monster Munch monsters

The yellow (formerly blue; a framed portrait of the blue monster is seen in the background), orange and red monsters animated by Aardman, sharing an afternoon tea with cakes and Monster Munch in their Munch Mansion

Snackshack Pack comic by Mark Bennington. Panel 1: The yellow, red and orange monsters are asleep together in a bed with skulls on the top rails. Hanging beside them is a decorative bat. Panel 2: "The world's worst nightmare..." They all dream of an empty pack of Monster Munch. Yellow: "AAARGGH!" Orange: (thinking) "Empty! ...Packs empty!" Red: (thinking) "No munch! No munch!" Panel 3: They all start sleepwalking. Panel 4: "Next door..." BARGE! STOMP! The monsters burst into Quentin Quaverhead's room and sleepwalk over his bed. Quentin: "Uh!?" Panel 5: "Through Jacques house..." CLAMBER! The monsters burst into Jacques' room and sleepwalk over his bed. Jacques: "Le...oi!" Panel 6: STOMP! STOMP! The monsters sleepwalk over the hills. Quentin: (thinking) "What's got into the monsters?" Jacques: (thinking) "Where are they off to at this time?" Panel 7: The monsters return with a full sack. Quentin: (thinking) "They're coming back with something!" Panel 8: "Monstrously cheesy Monster Munch..." The sack is revealed to have been brought home from the Walkersville All Night Grocers, loaded with bags of Cheesy Monster Munch. Quentin, Rolf and Jacques enjoy the snacks, while the monsters go back to a restful sleep. Quentin: (thinking) "Sleep'Walkers'! Heh heh!" "Don't eat them before you go to bed!"

Walkers monsters
Monster Munch
1995-2008

When Pepsi transferred Smith's snack brands to burgeoning crisp empire Walkers, a new team of Monster Munch monsters replaced the Smith's monsters until their return in 2008. In ads for the short-lived Snackshack range, they shared a mansion in Walkersville.

Starting off the new year with two movies that are about who I am at my core

she home on my st till i uck

Digger - a yellow, purple spotted gremlin-type creature with a villainous demeanour, sporting pointy ears, orange eyes, purple lips, a single tooth, claws on his fingers and toes, a long tail, and a pair of ginger hairs on various parts of his body - resting on a couple of infected toes

Digger and his cronies digging away at the inside of a human toenail, turning the nail bed into a rotten, crumbling wasteland

Renders of Digger alongside his Russian counterpart, who has been designed to look like a troll. His skin is grey and his toes a blueish hue of purple, sprouting full sets of hair on his head, brows, cheeks, arms, chest and tail.

Digger reimagined as ITCHIEEEEE, one of several Foot Monsters - figurines planted by Novartis representatives inside athletes' shoes in Fitness First changing rooms to raise awareness on foot fungus and Lamisil

Digger the Dermatophyte
Lamisil
2003-2011

An anthropomorphised toenail fungus animated by WildBrain whose domestic run was brief but whose impact was strong, with his debut commercial's graphic portrayal of onychomycosis. He was repurposed in the UK for foot clinic Stepwise as Freddy the Fungus.

The Pokemon/Aardman collab should just be Creature Comforts but with Pokemon.

Locking tf into that self-improvement sigma grindset 💪💪💪

Soupercan
Crosse & Blackwell
1977

A superhero very closely modelled after Kal-El himself, who spoke in rhyme and flew in with a can of Crosse & Blackwell soup in hand to save civilians from "so-so" soup. Animated by the Richard Williams studio.

The petition is moving full steam ahead and only 200k signatures are left to make the cut.

It takes seconds to sign, it changes history forever.

#StopKillingGames

pronouns

Doctors ruled me an unsuitable candidate for bottom surgery because I already serve too much cunt

Cardboard cutout of Ray eating pellets and Carl a carrot, apparently enjoying a movie. "Hey Ray, look at this. Wall to wall entertainment." Source: https://www.deviantart.com/juju222jamie/art/Make-It-A-BlockBuster-Night-922046606

Ray and Carl facing the Blockbuster on the other side of the road

Carl trying to click a (live) mouse

Two beanie plushies of Carl and Ray Source: https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/vintage-2002-blockbuster-plush-beanie-4712035902

Carl Floppyfeet and Ray Munchies
Blockbuster
2002-2007

A Dutch rabbit (J*m*s W**ds) and guinea pig (Jim Belushi) animated by Tippett Studio. Facing the Blockbuster on the other side of Jefferson Avenue, Carl and Ray would spend their days in the pet shop talking movies without ever having seen one.

screenshot containing the instruction "press b to punch downward"

can't believe 'donkey kong bananza' is anti-woke

I'm fascinated by the fact the big marquee three in this art (the cover?) seem to be one of the random Mummies (or a new one, they all bleed together), a new(?) alien(?), and a masked guy who might be the Phantom of the Auditorium. Absolutely unhinged decision that I'm here for

interesting data point: none of the people writing articles about how bluesky is boring follow me

To risk sounding rote, your vids are so personally significant to me as both entertainment & informational aids (in both subject matter and writing style) that each is a highlight of my day - that "I vividly recall where my life was when I saw this for the first time" always wallops me on rewatch

you know zootopia 2 is cooked when the teaser's been out for weeks and the furries in your life haven't even noticed

Me: What a cruel and depressing world I live in
My email notifs, correcting this mistaken assertion:

Video games are now either called Heimborn or Bornheim.

Not all heroes wear capes

Pride flag made up of flowers, from the Toronto Botanical Garden website.

Pride is in full bloom.

DC Comics let me write Batman and take him back to his roots of fighting giant gorillas in the bedrooms of sleeping women.

Another pass at my Link incarnation design. Leaning more "70's anime" here. #zelda #legendofzelda

Dude what do you MEAN Toys starring Robin Williams has a SNES tie-in

various environmental props from sun haven

one of the cutscene screens from yolk heroes

some enemies from rogue labyrinth

a proxy island in old school pixel art style

Hey I'm looking for some #pixelart work!
DM me or email me if youre lookin for a confident character artist and animator

Remembered that I had a humblebundle account i haven't touched in six years