they say we all float down here, and we float very strongly, and a lot of people are saying we float at levels that have never been seen before
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they say we all float down here, and we float very strongly, and a lot of people are saying we float at levels that have never been seen before
I’ll take a sandwich with the uhh cash flavor potato chips
Dow jones down 1900 for year
S&P down 840 this month. Now 875 since I took screenshot one minute ago
Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
my offer to america: we bring woke back
I can't imagine what it must feel like to have voted for a guy who decided to take 10-20% of your retirement money out in the backyard and burn it for funsies.
#TrumpTariffs
Translation: “Hi guys! I’d like to play Russian roulette with my kid’s life and take the chance that they’ll die of a preventable disease like measles! Funsies! Is there a local doctor that won’t call me out on what a complete F*BOMB MORON I am? I mean, I can always have another kid, amirite? TIA!”
“If she wants to know something specific, but doesn’t want people to notice her asking questions, she should simply make incorrect statements while in the company of experts. Her companions will correct her, especially if they're men.”
- Advice for female agents in WW2, provided during SOE training
The US right now divided by those who sincerely believe that the richest man in the world couldn't possibly be taking over government for personal gain, because he has so much, and those who know a little something about how one gets to be the richest man in the world.
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
Veronica from the film Heather's, played by Wynona Rider. In this image she has shoulder length black hair, black top, a denim ruffle skirt, and black leggings/tights. She is standing in the wood smiling and looking relaxed and carefree.
Veronica the End of Heather's. She is not looking cute or put together. Her hair is a soot stained tangled mess. Her face is covered with ash and blood. She is smoking a cigarette and holding it to her lips with a hand as filthy as her face. She looks like she just survived a knock down drag out fight that ended with getting caught in an explosion.
Voting Hillary 2016 and Voting Kamala 2024
fwiw my therapist was straight-up like “pull every single legit coping lever you have right now and don’t feel guilty about it, distraction is key,” maybe you also needed to hear this
Probabilistic Uncertainty xkcd.com/3007
Now, more than ever...
Washington Post breaking news alert: “Suspected gunman at Trump golf course has a quixotic past”
legit the funniest euphemism for “he’s white” I’ve ever seen
What could go wrong? 😂
you lost the debate and the swifties? on the same night?
Photo of my large brown tuxedo tabby Fergus and petite white cat Francie sitting up on top of folded brown paper bags that are lying on a wooden kitchen floor.
The cats were getting under foot so I put out some traps.
big night for transgender illegal aliens who eat cats
“i have concepts of a plan”
Hot take: The United States Senate is a DEI program for underpopulated states.
Sad to see all these people pandering to new Brazilian users instead of doing what I’m doing: enjoying a nice Saturday afternoon sipping a caipirinha and vibing to the bossa nova stylings of João Gilberto.
DANA BASH: You said you celebrated your birthday outdoors in the sun
WALZ: Yes
DANA BASH: Reports indicate it was cloudy for most of the day
WALZ: OK
DANA BASH: Will you resign
A modernist concrete foyer
TO THOSE WHO FIND THIS NOTE IF YOU HAVE FOUND THIS NOTE YOU MUST BE ENGAGED IN DEMOLISHING ONE OF THE FALSE COLUMNS THAT HAVE BEEN PLACED IN THE FOYER OF THE SAINSBURY WING OF THE NATIONAL GALLERY. I BELIEVE THAT THE FALSE COLUMNS ARE A MISTAKE OF THE ARCHITECT AND THAT WE WOULD LIVE TO REGRET OUR ACCEPTING THIS DETAIL OF HIS DESIGN. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ONE OF THE DONORS OF THIS BUILDING IS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED THAT YOUR GENERATION HAS DECIDED TO DISPENSE WITH THE UNNECESSARY COLUMNS.
The National Gallery in London is renovating its Sainsbury Wing and they’ve just found a secret letter from one of the original donors, sunk into a concrete column, saying that he hates the columns and is glad they’re being demolished.
10/10 unhinged rich man behaviour, no notes
the website: please please please download our app please please please please
the app: oh shit didn’t think that’d actually work. what the heck do we do now?? screw it, webview time
I'm old enough to remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.
11pm CT: Dolly Parton, Beyoncé, and Taylor Swift zip line onto the DNC stage while playing Jolene. Suddenly, the music stops. Kanye emerges, yelling “look at me. I am the special guest now”. The Rock takes him out with The People’s Elbow. And … scene.
Beyonce and Taylor duet while George Bush paints them