squealon tusk

Really need to make a sale this week yall. Support living artists!

One of these days everyone will have been against this

My pal Josh logged off
To begin his next chapter
Under bluer skies

Tried a really dark roast coffee and had a dream I got hooked on crack

Coincidence? I think not

I used to be a communist but once the right wingers started killing other right wingers for not being right wing enough, I was forced to move rightward

Didn't even use the BFG either. Show-off

The Archvile that appears at 5:05 was the bane of my existence, dude summons mega-buffed enemies within like .05 seconds if you don't take him out IMMEDIATELY. Note this player missed with the ice bomb (easiest way to handle him) yet still took him out like a champ (and then killed the other one)

Mainly the 2nd challenge (starts at 3:18). Shit took me like 100 tries, playing on a controller mind you. Hardest thing I've done in the game by far, like if you stop moving for even a couple seconds you are D-E-A-D

The World Spear Escalation Encounter (Nightmare Difficulty) [The Ancient Gods Part Two] YouTube video by Esoterickk

Not my gameplay footage, but I beat this challenge in DOOM: Eternal recently and I need someone to realize how F U C K I N G I N S A N E this shit is

youtu.be/V0FxvjUK3f8?...

Saw The Substance. She didn't deserve all that

Fascists work to destabilize people's faith in all things other than the fascists. Our fascists are lazy and stupid so it's being done sloppily(hiring a barely sentient sack of gelatin to do it), but the goal of eradicating science and medicine as a thing normal people have access to is nothing new.

Gf has taken to calling almond milk "Nut Water"

My friend keeps greeting me with "Hello. So good to see you" when we meet up like he's J.D. Vance greeting the Pope. I have a love/hate relationship with this bit.

every day there is some of the worst news imaginable and then we all have to keep sending emails and filing reports like there hasn't been another mass shooting or another deeply reported feature about the horrors of war, technology, and new policies designed to hurt vulnerable people even more

RIP fam

The funniest premise of any Flight of the Conchords episode is the one where Bret ruins the band financially by purchasing a new cup

No one will ever be able to make me hate that ending. Idk if the guy who destroys entire universes being taken down by the (seemingly) weakest of creatures was a deliberate nod to Tolkien but it might as well have been

Watched Chaos Walking and this shit had me in tears from laughing. I get that Tom Holland thinking "I am Todd Hewitt" over and over was a nervous tic and kept his thoughts hidden. But it comes across as him being so dumb he has to constantly remind himself what his own name is

Yeah, you were right. His co-conspirators announce something like that to the world, and Light thinks to himself "yeah, we'll get there eventually"

Needless to say, I did not become a regular listener

I listened to an episode of Joe Rogan's podcast back in 2014. He had on a guy who told a story about his friend who went hunting (for sport) & fell off a cliff. They had an odd reverence for the guy & thought his death was somehow profound. Why did telling that story take 3 hours

They should make a Hidden Figures sequel for this

Lol, he's such a gutless fucking punk. Got a few episodes left on my rewatch, I'll circle back!

Still reeling from that one fascist's shitty Death Note take and how Light Yagami's apparently Not Such A Bad Guy™. Like did you miss the part where his mortal enemy is a kindly neurodivergent guy who eats candy all day and is also painted as Jesus

Sent from my porch

Gf and I tried eating dinner on the front porch a couple of weeks ago and now I'm addicted to it. The cool night air and quiet stillness is unbeatable, and it's fun to watch the people and animals. Now I'm moving all my hobbies to the porch. The porch calls to me. I'm a Porch Guy

Free name suggestion for the first bill to undo the damage done by Jeffrey Epstein's best friend. Let's call it the CROOK Act, or the Countrywide Rejection Of Outgoing Kakistocracy Act.

Celebrating this achievement 🍻

Ms. Rachel remains braver than the troops and better than every politician

Smiling L from Death Note anime

I've also seen fans diagnose this wholesome mf'er as autistic, and I say that's a damn good reading of the character