This is what heroin must feel like
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This is what heroin must feel like
[Exit Murderer.]
Misquoting Orwell is the perfect end to her tenure
Raskin: “Based on what you know today, were Renée Good and Alex Pretti domestic terrorists?”
Noem: “There's ongoing investigations…I would think you would want there to still be investigations going into these situations.”
Raskin: “You stated [your] conclusion 2 hours after they were killed."
Iran is an evil regime and deserves to fall. But that's not a good argument for launching a war of regime change without Congress and against the will of the American people.
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
Imagine not knowing what K9 could do for over four years.
Now you know why he should’ve won the 2021 Heisman Trophy.
Congrats K9! MVP! #GoGreen
Happy for K9! And now…BRING ON BASEBALL SEASON! ❤️🤍⚾️
Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
Feels very dark that every ad is AI, crypto and gambling.
I will never tire of watching Lincoln the eagle. 🦅 #flyeaglesfly
Fuck ICE
What a halftime show!
RICKY yassss
all these ads are geared toward people our age because they think we have all the money but the joke is on them. 8 or 10 guys have all the money.
It’s half time, and that means it’s time for one of America’s most enduring and beloved traditions: mediocre white people being unproductively furious at having to notice brown people
The Dunkin de-aging AI nightmare followed by the garbage level effort from Coinbase. The bar is in hell.
I am so psyched for Project Hail Mary and really hope I’m not disappointed.
Nothing major, just didn’t call out Michigan State when they introduced the players. Instead, he said Memphis.
Why’d K9 diss MSU?
This is real, and it’s located near Tesla’s flagship London store in Tottenham.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
The charges against Don Lemon are ridiculous. He’s a target because he’s black, because he’s media, and because he’s a Trump critic, and because Trump and his minions cannot accept any dissent. It’s deeply pathetic, unamerican, and lawless.
Trump launched an affordability-focused midterm campaign for Republicans this week, traveling to Iowa to give a speech about how good his presidency has been for the cost of living.
That's going about as well as you'd think. Here POTUS is saying he is going to keep housing prices high.
