Ryan

It's the Berghain, Charlie Brown.

Owl core

Im kinda a woman* in STEM**

*gayguy
**Silly, Teehee, Enjoying sandwiches, Mmmm sandwiches

I ate it too quickly lololol but that just means I’ll make an even better plate next time and take pictures

I’m upping my cooking game and made my first dry caramel for a bananas foster with cardamaro and it turned out amazing. I might start making a lot for caramels now

New glasses came in but they sent the wrong size so I can’t post a cute selfie in them yet

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Inshallah

Looking good handsome!

We’ve already given the military almost a trillion dollars and Democrats are ready to approve more. These people are psychopaths

all I have are Snyder’s

Lil cross-fadement and some Hades tonight

Regrettably, no

The posting will continue until the vibes improve

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

a close up of a person 's mouth in a dark room with a light coming out of it . Alt: a close up of a burning pen writing

Rosalía writing La Yugular

How it feels doing my little chores and making my meals and going to work and hanging with friends and trying to date in these unprecedented times*

*the utter and well-deserved demise of the United States

not a wife
not a gf
but a secret third thing*

*unattainable

That DanDaDan one is also super cool!!

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist.

He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.

absolutely no way i wasn’t going to import this from reels

I think we should just go ahead and formally abolish the Senate, because this current thing where they don't do their jobs but draw a paycheck isn't really working for me

Greg Landsman is either a fucking idiot or a lying piece of shit collaborator. Either case, he needs to be catapulted out of politics for the rest of his life.

Texting your crush to ask them out on a date!

We’re murdering civilians in the name of The Easter Bunny For Adults

Hottie, you can post the underwear pics now

That green brick bungalow to that bland facade is a crime