this is your brain on 2026
10.03.2026 03:38
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this is your brain on 2026
10.03.2026 03:38
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DO NOT SERVE even if he brings up royal lineage
10.03.2026 03:22
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If I got reincarnated as a cybertruck I'd be doing this shit all the time
10.03.2026 03:07
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I can see it
10.03.2026 03:05
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At what point in Sling Blade does he start killing vampires this is taking forever
10.03.2026 03:01
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i read my 6yo niece some of your skeets and she said your jokes are mid and need more poop
09.03.2026 05:38
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Go to Canada and you'll see firsthand, yank
10.03.2026 02:57
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I'm a big king fan and you're 100% right there's a lot that just doesn't hold up well 😅
10.03.2026 01:47
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fuck off
10.03.2026 01:31
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so he's stephen king's son and he writes horror so it's impossible not to compare them, and I just never really get taken in by his stuff. but people really love him so maybe i'm the crazy one!
10.03.2026 01:32
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Joined Nov '24
In a surprise to no one...
09.03.2026 22:46
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wait how rare
09.03.2026 21:55
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09.03.2026 21:51
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There should be a bunch of bokoblins in there
09.03.2026 21:48
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i just don't think joe hill's books are that good 🫣
09.03.2026 21:40
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Teaching my cat to do the god damn dishes
07.03.2026 02:52
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Riker and Geordi, in uniforms red and gold, meet at a Enterprise corridor intersection. Riker is *very* tall. You don't always see it, but here facing and compared to Geordi, sheesh he's a tall drink of water. Anyways, his hair's a bit messy. Closed caption reads, "I'm having trouble waking up."
09.03.2026 16:30
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the fall time change should be called Taking Back Sunday
09.03.2026 15:24
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Broke: Malicious non-compliance
Woke:
09.03.2026 15:55
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I'm in Canada this week and when I tell people I'm American they look at me like I'm a kid with terminal cancer
09.03.2026 14:35
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Convoy of vehicles from mad max
rolling into the Shell station like
09.03.2026 03:23
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I bet that was a really popular birth announcement back in the day 😆
09.03.2026 14:24
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Whenever I see a news article use trendy lingo I’m like omg that’s hella cheugymaxxing
09.03.2026 04:00
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Though I'm okay with CEOs trying to show themselves up by eating increasingly disgusting burgers
09.03.2026 04:13
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sending out the birth announcement on free trial CDs
09.03.2026 03:44
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Post apocalypse 🥱
Post apocatits 😎
09.03.2026 03:43
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HONK HONK
09.03.2026 03:39
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they're gonna topple AOL any minute now!
09.03.2026 03:37
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Burger King CEO takes a real bite on camera-fans say he "burgermogged"
McDonald's boss
1 day ago
Yahoo
putting aside "burgermogged" since when do CEOs have fans
09.03.2026 03:31
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