Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey

My ex-husband repeatedly thought himself my boss 😂

That didn’t go well for him 😂

(don't say anything about dangling balls, don't say anything about dangling balls)

I'm excited for you to have Stolas' hot liquid in your mouth!

(nailed it ✊😌)

(Charlotte) We’ve realized we probably need at least one more 😂

We love it so much! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 It also comes in different sizes!

We ended up with the Small (cause we didn’t pay attention and we only just saw this) and it’s still plenty big enough for what we need 😍

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And we know classic tea balls are cramped bullshit, but then we found our game changer! 😍

We’ve steeped 2tsps of Harney & Sons Victorian Fog loose leaf in it at a time and there is STILL room to spare! 😍

And it dangles down into the water, which we love so much! 😭 It’s so satisfying!!!!

See, we have one of those, but our go-to is a 16oz tumbler and with as much room as we leave for creamer after steeping (even with accounting for the space taken up by tea and such) it just sits too high up for it to work for us 😭💔

FUCKITY BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think the thing that frustrates me about executive dysfunction is that

I’ll do really well.

I’ll keep up with dishes.

I’ll keep up with the housework.

I’ll be motivated

But I know it’s only temporary because in a couple days I’ll be right back to where I started

We have some loose leaf teas coming in from Adagio (including the Pretty Bird blend by @princefishhook.bsky.social 😍) and we are SO. GOTTDAMN. IMPATIENT for them to get here!

Acquiring a proper-sized tea ball that dangles instead of hangs up off the rim has made us unstoppable!!! 😍

But then your birbs would miss you 🥺

And OMFG WE WANNA SNUGGLE AND NUZZLE THEM!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

And let’s not be kidded or fooled:

Those people haven’t cracked a science book or paper since they were in primary school, and even then, their textbooks were already outdated by the time they were put in their hands.

Blitzø riding Stolas, realizing he has gotten himself into a whole rodeo show's worth of trouble.

📝 When writing a sex scene between two men, I get flustered using his/him. Is the context clear to WHICH HIM I'm referring?
I end up replacing pronouns with proper names, for clarity.
Then my fic reads like See Spot Run. 😳
See Blitzø lick.
Blitzø goes slow.
Stolas is going to blow.
Go, Blitzø, go!

They’re so sweet omg. I wasn’t able to record it but one of them jumped onto my wrist. They’re so incredibly soft 💕🥺

*screaming, crying, and squealing hysterically!!!!! but all on the inside so we don’t scare the bibbies!!!!!!!!*

Abso-goddamn-lutely!

I think we both need to be able to learn that we’re not as “too much” as we’ve grown to think we are.

No, but she did play Amity’s sister in The Owl House 😁 Which was Disney 😁

LoL at the number of SpongeBob children who didn’t recognize his voice in the Transformers movies 🤣

That character was rather marinated in filth, as we recall 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Srsly, WHY are you ME?!?! 🙃

The geese were always sweet to us and never nipped at us (and mind you, there were HUNDREDS of geese at a time) and we would toss chunks of bread in the air for the gulls to catch 🥰

We haven’t had any bird bibbies to feed since and we miss it 🥲 It’s been like 15 years 🥲

Back when we lived in Oklahoma City, we used to love to go visit Lake Hefner because it would often be CRAWLING with Canadian geese and seagulls 🥰

We’d take breadcrumbs (this was way back before we knew better 😖) and feed the geese and the gulls and it was always like magic! 🥰

Stella is like both our exes in one body, barring the fact that she’s never had a job. The fact that she is a woman doesn’t make us unsee that about her.

And something that annoys us about all the Stella apologists re: this scene?

It’s like they’re mad to see that sometimes the shoes really are on the other feet.

Stolas doesn’t have to be a woman for me to relate to his experience of a shitty, abusive marriage.

Stolas being the one to always get up while Stella refuses to bother is something that I relate to way too hard 😑

When my eldest had colic, it was always myself that got up, bundled us both against the cold, and walked alone around the neighborhood with him in the wee hours. The Ex never bothered 😑

💯% RELATE!!!! 😍

It’s the very definition of cozy safety 🥰

It’s our Happy Place 🥰

OHMIGAWD!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Had to get up to get some tea and this is where we ended up pausing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That is so real! 🤣 We relate so hard to that!

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OMGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! *bleats pathetically!*

That's so beautiful! 🥲

He was! (re: the dressing room for Chess) 😍😍😍😍

OMG we hope you get to go see!!! 😍😍😍😍 We want to hear all about it if you do!!!!

Thank you! 🥰 This was our way of making it up to ourself for not getting to go see him at Animate Orlando 🥲

It healed that ache most wonderfully! 🥰

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EEEEEEE!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍 We’re so happy you’re enjoying it so much!!!