Sophie Hall

Three digits and I refuse to ever remember them! 😡

Stop asking me for my CVV number when my card is aaaaaall the way over there *gestures two meters away*

News article saying cold weather is returning to UK

I’m sorry but no. We are not doing this again. I have a psychological need to wear an open jacket that is too powerful to repress

Nice. There is a Lancashire Hotpots song nearly called that

potato wafferz?

Also, none of this affects the Oscar race as the voting is already closed, but people seem invested in that narrative

I think people wanna 'take him down a peg or two' (which is funny, this is basically the plot of Marty Supreme!) but like - I genuinely think he's just a bit annoying/cringe but a very talented actor and it's OK to both lol. He's 30! He's gonna say dumb stuff!

I genuinely think people just want to be mad at him

It is a stone cold banger and those oink oinks?! Nobody is doing it like him

BUT A DOG THAT DOES BACKFLIPS AND STUFF

You only win £200 for winning Krufts?!?! This country!!!

We LOVE a grower!

*2 days later* i've now decided that I love him

Gorillaz in the verses, Kraftwerk in the chorus? WE'LL TAKE IT

(obv it won't win or come near to winning, but it's nice that they're going a bit freaky)

Tentatively enjoy the UK Eurovision entry

I love you, son of man from X Factor’s G4!

Crazy music opinion: there is a direct correlation between the quality of a Harry Styles song and whether he mentions food in that song or not

This god forsaken country has conditioned us so hard to be
‘happy with your lot’ that I feel genuinely euphoric when I’m on a train that has the little coat hooks above your seat

Oh man he really should

Would love some sort of chart on how many songs of David Byrne’s reference houses or apartments. Dude just really loves real estate

okay yours are really really hard

Weird how the easiest task in the world (putting the bluetooth headphones back in their charging case) is somehow actually the hardest task in the world

Haha yeah it's just like "download the app 🥺" - like OK bud, I was planning on just going and hoping for the best

Ticketmaster will be like "ACTION NEEDED" and then it's always just...remember to bring your ticket to the show

Happy "some news about your pricing" email month to all who celebrate

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, the writer's first TV review show, started on BBC4 on this night 20 years ago.

www.comedy.co.uk/tv/charlie_b...

Been a while since we've had a CELEB REPLACED BY CLONE conspiracy story, kinda heartwarming in a way

it is actually impressive how bewilderingly shitty we've made the simple act of buying a train ticket in this country

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it