Velvet

truly a woman who has never met a consequence she cannot wriggle out of. i love her. she sucks. i want to study her under a microscope.

i know she says she looked for syanna and failed because syanna did not want to be found. but. consider. i don't think she looked very hard either. i think she likes being Her Illustrious Highness the Duquessa, Who Can Do No Wrong.

surely the 3-ton monster could not have massacred ALL those innocent people if it had gotten loose. and if it had it would have actually been your fault for not killing it. and also the fault of the man who mailed it to me if you think about it. yea thats my signature on the receipt why do u ask.

anna henrietta is truly so fascinating to me. she is so kind and reasonable except when it comes time that she might have made a Mistake. and then. well did you consider it's your fault actually. did you know that syanna's bloody vengeance for my failure to protect her is actually your fault GERALT.

i think my most batshit #ffxiv theory is that the span of the Black Shroud is inoculated with a semi-sentient aether-rich mycelium whose spores are present in various levels in every living thing in its territory

"fourche would do better with ryne" is evidenced just on the basis of "literally anyone without thancred's specific minfilia damage would be better for not having that", "thancred is better with alisaie" is evidenced by "alisaie cites him sucking as much as fourche as notable and out-of-character"

a simple drawing of red, yellow, and blue cats in a purple steam train with a big light and gold lettering labeled "goo-goo game".

#catcrumb

THATS SICK AS HELL what jacket is that 👀👀👀

🏄‍♀️

heavensward yshtola, who now knows an endless hunger amidst a world that despises her as a pest: hmmm I believe thancred is from limsa?

heavensward thancred, who has now called out for a mother who will not answer and found it worse than orphanhood: i think matoya just found yshtola in a bog

vamp DOWN!!!! headphones GET!!!!

Venezuela’s Interim Leader Defies Trump and Calls Maduro the ‘Only President’ President Trump said that Venezuela’s new leader, Delcy Rodríguez, would help the United States run Venezuela. She quickly said the opposite.

President Trump said on Saturday that Delcy Rodríguez was sworn in as Venezuela’s interim president and would act as a partner in letting the U.S. run the country. Less than two hours later, Rodríguez made clear she viewed the U.S. as an illegal invader that must be rejected.

And thus is gone #ffxiv

lv 1

the rains have ceased and we have been graced with another beautiful day. but you are not here to see it.

Final fantasy fan sketch, commemorating the brief life of the level 1 nameless deer, who had been spawning in the coerthas western highlands. The artist sits in the snow on their hands and knees, devastated. High above in the sky, a bust of the deer can be seen in the clouds, a la Mufasa in The Lion King. Below the clouds, is the caption, "Remember... Remember that [redacted] once lived..."

😔🙏 rest in peace, Lvl 1 .

#ffxiv

ryne - cheetah; minfilia - silver-studded blue butterfly; thancred - coyote; bearded vulture - urianger; mangrove pit viper - y'shtola; northern cardinal - alisaie; domesticated rat - alphinaud.

Minfilia lets the sound of the adult’s voice buzz and blur and grow so loud in her ears that it becomes quiet. It drowns itself out. It washes over her: she only has to endure it until it is over. She is good at this. She looks down at Dionelin, huddled between her feet, and he looks up at her. She wills him to change to what he’s supposed to be. Not a mouse, not a gopher, but blue-winged and delicate. She glares at him, trying with what meager willpower she had, the effort making her temples hurt and bringing tears to her eyes, trying to get him to be correct. He shudders and hunches upon himself, gnawing on his own tail, unable to look at her, but stays furred.

it's a starlight miracle - i got a fic out this year!

ryne + scions daemons au! coming of age when your sense of identity is akin to a splinted leg you have to walk on. and there's little critter buddies.

archiveofourown.org/works/76318721

digital comic 1/2 yaana and metem are gathered in solution 9. yaana is very worked up, demanding, "where the *hell* is our challenger?! we can't start the match without him!!"

digital comic 2/2 cut to "the challenger," z'ahra, posing for a selfie with the lv 1 " " creature in coerthas western highlands. he's wearing sunglasses and holding up a peace sign.

lv 1 priorities #ffxiv #finalfantasyxiv

Oh THE ARCADION, I'm just feeling real low I CAN PLAY Rage Against the Machine Oh shit, for real?

Just watched the new trailer

it‘s such a tiny little thing but the fact that thancred was willing to be vulnerable about this to her speaks miles more about how their relationship has developed (and how his relationship to his own vulnerability has developed) than whatever has happened in eden so far

new tier soon it's almost that time of the year

archiveofourown.org/works/74147941 here it is! jaskier has the worst day ever, multiple days in a row.

nyeh heh heh heh. time 2 edit

im having a great time to be clear. sickfic is best when there are multiple near death experiences in it

sometimes i think to myself, boy i would like to write more ffxiv fic! and my brain says, sorry bud, it's time to bang out 10k words of unpleasantly detailed witcher sickfic in about 12 hours

I don’t know if there’s a more perfect illustration of the utter fucking nonsense that creative pollution by AI will produce than this choice to illustrate the power of Paramount’s new “localization” and “customization” technology by face-swapping Brad Pitt into the lead role of GET OUT

ffxiv players that have cleared MS3

the brute has bomber'd 💣

A formline design of a cocoon and an emerging butterfly, coloured in the same shades as the transgender flag. The cocoon has half of a human face on it, and the butterfly’s wings are made of human hands.

An assortment of formline stickers. The designs include a hyena, a chickadee, an otter head, a capybara, and a harbor seal.

A picture of the vendor booth for TeleKitnetic Art at Canfurence 2025.

A picture of a formline wooden pin. The design is of a sitting wolf and a wolf pup in grey-brown. The wolf pup is pawing at its parents leg with its tongue stuck out.

Today is Indigenous People’s Day!! I’m Wet’suwet’en, oooooo look at my art 🌀🌀🌀 my stomach is still cramping so that’s all the introduction I have the willpower for 👍

Website: www.jazzjosart.com
Online Shop: ko-fi.com/telekitnetic...

#indigenouspeoplesday #formline #indigenousart

I’m curious what you would think of some of the thematic stuff which is, unfortunately, massive spoilers even to hint at,