Homoaesthete

Fred
Daphne
Velma
Shaggy

4 and 7, rarely 2, never 3 or 6.

My butt from the side, framed by the purple-and-gold waistband and leg straps of a C-IN2 Scrimmage jock.

The buns were perking nicely this day, so happy #JockstrapFriday! #cin2

Well, I personally would be rather put out if I learned I would have to forego garlic fries for all eternity.

So the good news is you’re not a vampire.

Palm trees silhouetted against a vividly colored sky at sunset

Nude White male shown from the side lying beneath a blue sky and gray clouds, with a creamy sandstone rock formation in the background that slopes down from left to right ending at the man's groin where the glans is visible. Sprays of deep olive green desert foliage rise above on either side.

San Diego County, 2019 #TBT

Truly enjoying a most adorable series of m/m books, but the dangling modifiers are driving me to distraction.

Dayum, Coach! 🤩

There’s no chance “I couldn’t find my underwear after lunch” will fly as an excuse for getting back late to work, is there?

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Which role? (No wrong answers)

Close-up of a bright yellow wild sunflower against a clear blue sky and evergreen tree branches

Bootlicking bots on Rotten Tomatoes have driven the audience Popcornmeter score on the critically lambasted “Melania” up to 99%. One wonders what the going rate is per fawning review.

Black and white pic of my butt in bed wearing white 2(x)ist trunks against white sheets

Monochrome Mundies #mcm

I've been instructed not to nut today and y'all are making this a serious challenge. #fcf

My Best Friend's Sausage

One for the obscure stack: The Hex Witch of Seldom by Nancy Springer

Sprawled naked across the bed in a dimly lit room, face down on top of the gray covers, right leg cocked to bring my foot into frame

Palm Springs, 2016 #TBT

A country dirt road bordered by bright green grass winds through a stand of coastal live oak trees

A spray of the wildflower shooting star (Dodecatheon or Primula sp.) with its blossoms shading from purple through white to pale lavender with a yellow band

A young California poppy just opening its first bright orange flower and ferny leaves among the tall spring green grass

We Southern Californians who consider +40 degrees to be unbearably cold salute the people of Minneapolis.

I was today years old when I learned that the English have flapjacks too, but they’re entirely different from American flapjacks.

Shameful that nearly 1/2 of CA Dem reps have not yet joined. Where is Robert Garcia? Where is Ted Lieu? Where the fuck is Nancy Pelosi?

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My green-checked dress shirt is hiked up to display my butt cheeks and Kelly green jockstrap

Am I really wearing a jockstrap to today’s all-company meeting? Why yes, yes I am. #HumpDay

Gorgeous!

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

“‘Folks,’ in the sense of ‘parents,’ ‘family,’ ‘those present,’ is colloquial and too folksy for formal writing.”

My thoughts exactly!

Wouldn’t ya know, I finally got my pants down two waist sizes just in time for the world to start thirsting for hockey butt.

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