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Do you think birds actively avoid shitting on us, or are we just statistically lower targets due to sq footage?

When you die, do you have to be buried in the arms-crossed pose or can I demand in my will that I want to be buried in a sassy little pose

They're gonna remove Venus' planetary status because of DEI, aren't they...

Giblet would still love me if I was a worm

I Need Husband💕 I Am From Return & Slab

After watching YouTube essays for a day, I know what my cats need.... A third place

Triggered by the rain hitting a pipe outside and sounding like the teams notification sound

I hate money I hate capitalism I would like to dissipate into a super-intelligent shade of blue

I wanna disappear and become a little rat in NYC just munching on trash. Still cute as hell with potential leadership positions in a ratking

My best friend and I have been constantly sharing the same gif of this cat scratching its own butt to each other for years... And today, Dougie did it.

Die a Tricia McMillan or live long enough to become a thinking cap-reliant Zaphod Beeblebrox

If you really want me back in the office, my standing desk will need to be part bunk bed for my lunch naps

Reminder for all struggling w pet health - stick it out. Mr Toto was diagnosed with FIP, typically considered a fate worse than cancer with an expectancy of 1wk-6mo max. After a traumatizing month that concluded with exploratory surgery... 6 years later, he is rootin and tootin!

@snailsafe.bsky.social I thought you could use some Motown-inspired Shibuya-kei www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbvE...

Government supplying free covid tests while continuing to re-instate student loan payments 🥴