Dark Sky Country

Well if they did what he said, he wouldn't need to come back to fix anything, would he?

On top of everything else in the Epstein emails, weren't those billionaire ghouls drooling crashing the global economy so they could scoop up distressed assets for pennies and start their own weird monopolist monarchies?

Daddy woulda got me an Uzi.

Two party systems are the mathematical inevitability of Winner-Take-All. Until majority of states are taken over by reformers implementing any other system but WTA, or a new constitutional convention, we're stuck with the lesser of two evils.

My wife once did a relay trail race during a massive thunderstorm that may or may not have involved tornadoes. The wind sucked her tent up into the sky and she never saw it again. Maybe the Goth should try a race like that.

I've been told by my momma that biting into a nipple on homemade crackins is the worst, so that tracks.

The "momma couldn't choose between two uncles so she just ran 'em together" backstory is pure backwoods ding-dong.

First the birds, now the lemons aren't real...

Sir, this comic is too beautiful for this fallen world.

But wait, our misguided fundies get to feel good that Jesus is coming soon on a horse with a sword or something, and our war hawks get access to Israel as an unsinkable aircraft carrier from which to launch those air raids. /s

Woman Immediately Regrets Asking Date if He's Ever Run a Marathon — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Dinner at Thai restaurant takes an unfortunate turn.

So *that's* what her date looks like!
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I wonder how often they were allowed to save to backup? Like, could you save scum a painting? After a particularly bad brush stroke, could you revert to last save?

Do they constantly come back to their quarters to Gammy's heirloom crystal shattered all over the place? Do they have copies of their stuff all backed up in the replicator so that they just print out new stuff and just pretend it's the original?

Maybe mis-remembering, but in Star Trek don't all the crew members have knickknacks just lying around on desks and stuff in their rooms? So what happens when the threat of the week starts knocking the ship around and panels are exploding everywhere?

At least in the X-Men, the govt had the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants as antagonists to justify mass surveillance and super kill bots.
This govt has a lesbian poet and a VA nurse

We are on a Path to Decay, after all.

Without even looking first, I wonder if the Knowledge Fight guys are gonna do this one?

Reading Brin's "Earth" and Stephenson's "Snow Crash", I thought at the time HUD sunglasses would be cool. Now that it's here? Hell no, get away from me, gargoyles.

Pablo & Uniqua Run Fast & Sing "Racing Day!" w/ Tyrone & Austin | The Backyardigans YouTube video by The Backyardigans - Official

It's not puppy chasing day, it's racing day!!!
youtu.be/bhwdZYx8Mcc

I love the skin-on/bone-in, feels hardcore to get my calcium directly from bones of the descendants of the mean fish who chased our ancestors out of the sea

Saw posted once, "Just because they use the N-word doesn't mean they're racist. They could just be an A-hole who wants to hurt you the easiest way possible."
Easiest Block ever. Even if you don't believe the racist bs but still use it's effects, that's still racism.

Our Hitler, Our Nazis Liberal democracies are facing an existential threat from a new generation of authoritarians borrowing old, discredited ideas. But is it accurate to characterize that threat as “fascist,” and if so…

You and @politicalorphans.bsky.social have a lot in common.
www.politicalorphans.com/our-hitler-o...

Catch a ride on one of those janky Musk rockets, and you'd be a blownapartist...

If he wants a constitutional amendment that restricts firearms ownership based on demographic propensity for violence I'm all for it.
Alabastard Americans like myself would have to get a permit to own a blunderbuss or even buy galvanized pipe.

As a certified white person, my experience with whiteness leads me to believe that all resumes and circula vitae from white people should start with "I am white, but I promise I'm qualified as follows..."

For real, did we really nearly get Red Ballooned by the plot of Real Genius?

Yep...
Mostly you see 'em in truck stops, but you can order by the box.
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Five Stok espresso coffee shots, 40 mg caffeine each.

Probably shoulda filled is hydration pack with water instead of...

Negligent Oaf Sloppily Packs Away Board Game Without So Much As A Thought To Future Players SUN PRAIRIE, WI—Folding the board to funnel a jumbled mess of cards and pieces into the game box, negligent oaf Patrick Flavell reportedly packed away a Monopoly set on Thursday without so much as a t...

There is a vast Oaf ecosystem only few have dared to explore...
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