unfortunately it isn't possible to adjust a wristwatch to account for the switch to daylight saving time. there are plenty of hucksters out there who claim it can be done, but the reality is that your watch is now defective and must be discarded in a fresh waterway such as a river or swimming pool
Just learned that the prime minster of Poland is named Donald Tusk, which is what a Donald Trump-like Muppet character would be called on Sesame Street (walrus, probably).
Been playing a lot of Resident Evil Requiem.
Alyssa Ashcroft is completely my type.
Strong RBF, calm but dominating demeanor, fantastic bleach blonde bob.
She looks like she's about to tell me she's not mad, she's just disappointed. And I am sorta here for it.
Confession: I'm writing up a to-do list for myself and I sneakily added a few things that I already got done today, then neatly crossed them out. 👍
I really enjoyed the two solid weeks of biathlon jokes on here. Sad to imagine four years of Bluesky until the next biathlon joke, but here we are.
Why didn't they complete this cycle in the new set???
#MTGxTMNT
me when there’s a blizzard in NYC this week while I’m in LA: Hahaha! Yeah!!
me if there’s a blizzard in NYC next week when I have to be there: Well this sucks. Literally wtf.
halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
As long as it's like a tone poem it'll be fine.
Who cast me in the villain role for this Japanese cartoon movie for kids…
…from way back in 1998‽
We need to respect France more. Labor laws, cheese, willingness to riot, all on point.
12/10 cannot recommend her classes enough. Helped me figure out my role in all this Christianity stuff and instilled the confidence in me to pave my own way (at times).
Also she introduced me to @ravbogard.bsky.social and that's a pretty great bonus.
rise and shine motherfuckers its time for wellness
She’s just not that into you, Paramount
My wife saw this and says to add that Sonny the cuckoo is not gay, he is ace and aromantic. Quote "He only loves Cocoa Puffs."
If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
This has Dark Crystal vibes and I am here for it.
America is always like “ok but the NEXT regime change will work,” like when I “cut out carbs” briefly every January.
A war has to be especially stupid for a U.S. president to have to do it without authorization from a Congress controlled by his own party.
dude......fuck 2025. and I'm not even gonna pretend 2026 will be better so fuck 2026 too.
Wake me up when it's like 2280. I wanna be one of those elvis impersonator ghouls from Fallout New Vegas. Looks like a fun gig.
Wishing all my Jewish friends and Colleagues a Happy Hanukkah.
I know I almost missed it but today I was prepared and dressed appropriately.
Prince of Egypt (1998) v. Ten Commandments (1956) v. Exodus: Gods and Kings (2014)
They got the secret lair line on the Epstein files I hope the foil bundle doesn’t sell out
guy who thought of "Wicked" watching Wizard of Oz as a kid: What if the witch and the scarecrow boned
a photo of a product called "airport grade depression filler"
omg they rebranded ice cream
From what I can tell, “The Holly and the Ivy” is a Christmas song where a guy tries to compare two trees and then names two things that are not really trees.
When are we getting the next Hangman vs Jon Moxley match, two barbecue dads throwing down over when the steaks should get flipped?
BREAKING: John Cena has retired from professional wrestling after learning, to his disgust, that the sport was rigged
