dani

i hate when people disrespect Life

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

Hey guys (5:45am)

Hey

i like that everyone seems to be having a nice time on here

this is why you google play tetris free online and find the shittiest ad free website you can

I’m going to be the Pop Crave of Bluesky

i don't have enemies, i'm evil but i try my hardest to be kind

Can someone who is good with law tell me if my Spotify Wrapped can be used against me in court

day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon

they call it a complex because of um. On account of how it makes you difficult

Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil

the other day i had a friend very earnestly ask me what the khia asylum was

Youpi

i'm having lusions

i mean if youre really that young
you should be applying for baby status
youll get to cry and stuff
crawl

wanch

In the olden days they'd kill you for feeling kind of weird

If I was being kept at a facility I'd make the most of it

“i’ll cross that bridge when i get there” is one of the funniest phrases to me. like you see the bridge in the distance, yet you choose to shrug it off. beautiful

groceries was taken

that’s so cool that i can be the grocery store

i never care when people on twitter are arguing about places, they’re all beautiful to me. i’m a global citizen. i come from a place of love

Thank You for showing me. Beautiful heart and mind

they lit the city on fire on the way out btw

lots of people are talking about Napoleon which made me think of this bit in war and peace where he’s waiting to claim victory over Moscow and practicing a speech, daydreaming about it and everything for 2 hours because his advisors thought it was too awkward to tell him the city was deserted

i’m at the gas station picking out a snack. and i’m taking a normal amount of time about it and everything.

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