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Dad jokes in a dad bod draped in dad shorts.

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He is Risynergy.

20.04.2025 11:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Milliam Vanilliam

13.04.2025 04:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When Mike gives you hard lemons...

09.04.2025 23:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LET'S GO, GATORS!

08.04.2025 03:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.04.2025 02:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chicago
August 8, 2004
Never Forget

05.04.2025 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We get it, Atlanta plants... YOU'RE HORNY.

31.03.2025 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The boyyo is better at pulls than he is at taking screenshots.

30.03.2025 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drove through 5 intersections in a row with at least 3 bags of Home Depot mulch splayed across them.

Spring has sprung.

30.03.2025 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hear me out: Menthol Jolly Ranchers.

29.03.2025 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Second place overall in our 2025 Math Mania.

29.03.2025 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sent an old trailer for it back when I was still in the Discord.

It has its own Secret Level episode if you have Prime.

27.03.2025 14:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That reminds me, I need to take my vitamins.

26.03.2025 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ayyeee.

25.03.2025 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I finally deleted X."

*Proceeds to post nothing but screenshots of posts from X.*

23.03.2025 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't suspend my disbelief enough to watch a show where work doesn't still call and email you non-stop when you're out of the office.

21.03.2025 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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19.03.2025 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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19.03.2025 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shout out to Smucker's Goober.

19.03.2025 14:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Flash: The Prestige

19.03.2025 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meteoropathy is a special kind of hell.

16.03.2025 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just saying, @capcomusa.com...

15.03.2025 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wes Anderson's CLUE

13.03.2025 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Mmm... this chicken has some spices, huh?"

11 herbs and spices! It's the Colonel's secret recipe.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Colonel Mustard created KFC???"

10.03.2025 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's no crying in Spaceballs.

06.03.2025 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I get one of those HOA Pardons?

04.03.2025 04:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mine is 69.

04.03.2025 04:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That awkward moment when you realize your 9-year-old son is a writer for @gamechangershow.bsky.social...

02.03.2025 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An amazing cousin DoorDashed a COVID care package to me earlier this afternoon.

I finally mustered up the energy to go get it from the front porch at 23:15...

Only to realize I didn't have any pants on.

YOLO.

02.03.2025 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oohhh, that makes me wonder...

If the starters DO have a new typeset for final evos, will we get Megas for both the new Kalos ones, AND their OGs?

01.03.2025 04:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0