"Hi, I work for fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. I work for Fartbo-"
"Hi, I work for fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. I work for Fartbo-"
If I speak
There is an app that scans for the Bluetooth signature the glasses ping out and will alert you. I think you then need to shout "who's the prick in the pervert specs then?"
Catching up on the Spurs score
That Andrew/Fergie LRB piece is quite mild isn't it. I mean that's a slap with a velvet glove
In 10-15 years' time people are going to pretend they didn't enable actual genocide, explicitly stated as such, but not today
Tommy Robinson is writing for Jerusalem Post, and that makes some people uncomfortable - opinion When journalism abandons the debate over ideas and focuses instead on policing who is permitted to speak, the search for truth quietly gives way to the enforcement of acceptable opinion. Tommy Robinson wears a UTK logo ("Unite The Kingdom") on his clothes as he is seen at a rally in solidarity with protesters in Iran on January 11, 2026 in London, England.
ByTOMMY ROBINSON MARCH 8, 2026 18:30
Robinson had previously tried to address βthe Jewish Questionβ in a 2022 article which he deleted shortly afterwards. He divided the Jews into two types β acceptable ones and disreputable ones. He particularly had it in for the Anti-Defamation League β in his eyes a cesspit of Jewish liberalism and subversion internationally.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They're platforming an ACTUAL NAZI NOW
I'm laughing to keep from screaming
Hard to believe itβs 35 years since the deregulation of the TV listings
Time for the greatest piece of music in history: R. Strauss: 4 Letzte Lieder, TrV 296: No. 4, Im Abendrot tidal.com/track/432213...
Good morning
My favourite βgrumpy Darwinβ moment is when he lost it with the bees.
I hate it when the "your mum's fat" guy tries to go all serious and contemplative. Enormous wrongun energy
"I'm sorry to say this but you're either too stupid to work here or you were in on it"
βApparently they have a problem with drug moulesβ
Oh NO
North Sea Hijack! With Anthony Perkins and Ringo out of Never The Twain
"Bond we need you to kill the world's greatest assassin on a remote tropical island. You'll be flying a seaplane."
"Certainly sir, just the light single breasted sports jacket."
Genuinely what people on this site do to themselves to support Israel.
Israel is a genocidal fascist dictatorship, that's bought our elected representatives.
We are truly living through a nightmarish scenario where people think they're defending Jews by defending genocide.
In a gay bookstore on Christopher Street a kind guy told me how to get into Studio 54. I was dancing my arse off there opposite a man who asked me what I was doing in the city. βIβm here to see the Rothkos at the Guggenheim.β Which was less pretentious than it sounded because
a) it was true and 1/2
The Duke Brothers after seeing the oil price.
Morning.
Energy crisis? There's only one man to save us
Just remembered what happened when Hugh Grant took his dad to the premiere for Paddington 2:
βHe turned to me halfway through and said βis that a real bear?β & I said βno dad, heβs talking.β
There's no way on earth the world cup should go ahead and yet I don't see as much scolding from people who shat themselves about Qatar 22... Is it because their teams qualified for this one?
I wonder how strongly other MPs will speak out against this harassment in the street, or are they really still all primarily worried about people being rude to them on X the everything app when they talk about abuse?
Just had to take the kids back to their mum's after the weekend
What a shitshow. I mean just the world generally
Good.
If they cut to those two tossers again I'm burning my TV licence
Amid the carnival of onanism