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Former writer. Father of two children. I write long silly threads on old TV programmes. Have a look here https://www.buymeacoffee.com/jetelephone/posts

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"Hi, I work for fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. I work for Fartbo-"

03.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 743 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

If I speak

10.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is an app that scans for the Bluetooth signature the glasses ping out and will alert you. I think you then need to shout "who's the prick in the pervert specs then?"

10.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Catching up on the Spurs score

10.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That Andrew/Fergie LRB piece is quite mild isn't it. I mean that's a slap with a velvet glove

10.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In 10-15 years' time people are going to pretend they didn't enable actual genocide, explicitly stated as such, but not today

10.03.2026 11:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Tommy Robinson is writing for Jerusalem Post, and that makes some people uncomfortable - opinion
When journalism abandons the debate over ideas and focuses instead on policing who is permitted to speak, the search for truth quietly gives way to the enforcement of acceptable opinion.

Tommy Robinson wears a UTK logo ("Unite The Kingdom") on his clothes as he is seen at a rally in solidarity with protesters in Iran on January 11, 2026 in London, England.

Tommy Robinson is writing for Jerusalem Post, and that makes some people uncomfortable - opinion When journalism abandons the debate over ideas and focuses instead on policing who is permitted to speak, the search for truth quietly gives way to the enforcement of acceptable opinion. Tommy Robinson wears a UTK logo ("Unite The Kingdom") on his clothes as he is seen at a rally in solidarity with protesters in Iran on January 11, 2026 in London, England.

ByTOMMY ROBINSON
MARCH 8, 2026 18:30

ByTOMMY ROBINSON MARCH 8, 2026 18:30

Robinson had previously tried to address β€œthe Jewish Question” in a 2022 article which he deleted shortly afterwards. He divided the Jews into two types – acceptable ones and disreputable ones. He particularly had it in for the Anti-Defamation League – in his eyes a cesspit of Jewish liberalism and subversion internationally.

Robinson had previously tried to address β€œthe Jewish Question” in a 2022 article which he deleted shortly afterwards. He divided the Jews into two types – acceptable ones and disreputable ones. He particularly had it in for the Anti-Defamation League – in his eyes a cesspit of Jewish liberalism and subversion internationally.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They're platforming an ACTUAL NAZI NOW

I'm laughing to keep from screaming

09.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1434 πŸ” 475 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 68
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Hard to believe it’s 35 years since the deregulation of the TV listings

09.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
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10.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning

10.03.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My favourite β€˜grumpy Darwin’ moment is when he lost it with the bees.

09.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate it when the "your mum's fat" guy tries to go all serious and contemplative. Enormous wrongun energy

09.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm sorry to say this but you're either too stupid to work here or you were in on it"

09.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1195 πŸ” 171 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œApparently they have a problem with drug moules”

09.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh NO

09.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

North Sea Hijack! With Anthony Perkins and Ringo out of Never The Twain

09.03.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Bond we need you to kill the world's greatest assassin on a remote tropical island. You'll be flying a seaplane."
"Certainly sir, just the light single breasted sports jacket."

09.03.2026 09:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Genuinely what people on this site do to themselves to support Israel.

Israel is a genocidal fascist dictatorship, that's bought our elected representatives.

We are truly living through a nightmarish scenario where people think they're defending Jews by defending genocide.

09.03.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In a gay bookstore on Christopher Street a kind guy told me how to get into Studio 54. I was dancing my arse off there opposite a man who asked me what I was doing in the city. β€œI’m here to see the Rothkos at the Guggenheim.” Which was less pretentious than it sounded because
a) it was true and 1/2

09.03.2026 07:48 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Duke Brothers after seeing the oil price.

The Duke Brothers after seeing the oil price.

Morning.

09.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Energy crisis? There's only one man to save us

09.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Just remembered what happened when Hugh Grant took his dad to the premiere for Paddington 2:
β€˜He turned to me halfway through and said β€˜is that a real bear?’ & I said β€˜no dad, he’s talking.’

08.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

There's no way on earth the world cup should go ahead and yet I don't see as much scolding from people who shat themselves about Qatar 22... Is it because their teams qualified for this one?

08.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how strongly other MPs will speak out against this harassment in the street, or are they really still all primarily worried about people being rude to them on X the everything app when they talk about abuse?

08.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just had to take the kids back to their mum's after the weekend

08.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a shitshow. I mean just the world generally

08.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good.

07.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they cut to those two tossers again I'm burning my TV licence

07.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amid the carnival of onanism

07.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0