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The perk to watching this series is people get to go home and giggle uncontrollably when they see the contract Jerome James got from Isiah Thomas after that series

13.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This Steinbach year will add to the Huskies’ long and storied tradition of wasting lottery talent on losing teams (see also: Markelle fultz, Jaden McDaniels, Marquesse Chriss, Isaiah Stewart)

12.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uncle to a 3 and 6 year old here. I’ve discovered my capacity for Kraft Mac and cheese and Dino nuggets to be concerningly high

09.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This thread sums up my feelings about popularism more clearly and succinctly than I’ve seen elsewhere. My repeated mantra re: Dem pols’ failings of late has been β€œcraft a narrative!”, popularism neglects the role of salesmanship/storytelling in politics

08.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

did a fist pump when contreras got that double play

07.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how have i spent 32 years on this planet without any awareness of whatever dante bichette jr’s deal is

07.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

upset watch is back on!

07.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

watched the zombie scrubs show and gotta say, zach braff’s whole schtick still works on me

05.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t know what it says about me that this post made me laugh harder than anything else i’ve ever read on bluesky

05.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love the β€œfuturistic bowwow” in Atomic Dog. It’s always sounded to me kinda like jimmy fallon’s saying it

26.02.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of me muting the word β€œbluesky”from my feed forever, as one of the core appeals of me spending time here is not, in fact, to litigate the actions of people on which i have zero influence

screenshot of me muting the word β€œbluesky”from my feed forever, as one of the core appeals of me spending time here is not, in fact, to litigate the actions of people on which i have zero influence

had to do it to em

23.02.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a financial advisor and have a few clients who are veterans who are by no means liberal. If I was running a dem superpac I’d have ads airing non-stop of their rants about what this admin has done to the VA

19.02.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think part of it is there are fewer countries producing top-end baseball talent than there are countries that produce top-end soccer talent

13.02.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post a banger that isn’t in English youtu.be/pxegzpYUw_c?...

10.02.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They remind me a lot of Indiana. Just an all around good, ass-kicking team that almost never shoots itself in the foot. Only difference is cig and Mendoza are more meme-able

09.02.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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two people are sitting next to each other with the words " we 're not worthy " on the bottom ALT: two people are sitting next to each other with the words " we 're not worthy " on the bottom
09.02.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apologies for the multiple typos, just smoke a j while playing fetch with my dog

07.02.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also granting the ridiculous idea that olives on tacos are good idea how long does draining or β€œdecanting” for the average person, 15 seconds?

07.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My gut feels weird about it but I’m pretty sure that’s due to the urban legend of the seeds being poisonous that I internalized when I was 4 or so

05.02.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d also watch John cCReilly play Dylan in a biopic

30.01.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How could the sermon on the mount be interpreted in any way that isn’t antithetical to modern evangelism to such an extent that the latter isn’t viewed as heresy

28.01.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing has enraged me more than seeing the term β€œtoxic empathy” thrown around. Jesus taught us to live a β€œtoxically empathetic” life!

28.01.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As a mariners fan I would never underestimate the power of yordan Alvarez to crush souls

23.01.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My friends and I often debate what the least sexy food is (think the last thing you can imagine James Bond eating). My top choice for years has been cottage cheese but this monstrosity is giving cottage cheese a run for its money.

19.01.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First time I had one was on my 22nd birthday. They go down smooth. In unrelated news, I walked home with my jacket on inside out

11.01.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My antifa cell in Seattle just recruited our latest honeypot

10.01.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I interpret my grandparents through the same lens. Just because there’s an childhood-related explanation for their beliefs and behavior doesn’t mean their beliefs and behavior are corrected or should be implemented

10.01.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Carson Becks arm is perfectly calibrated for the all pi offense

09.01.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone know of any protests in Seattle?

07.01.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Then what happened?

07.01.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0