Abby Barker

Some presenters aren't using a mic either!

They've all hot loud voices! What are the chances!

At a conference. 'I don't need a mic I've got a loud voice ha ha ha'. Use. The. Bloody. Mic.

Pointed directions to someone whilst holding a full cuppa and a light coloured top. I'm sure you can guess what happened next.

Thye're so odd!

Excellent choice that boy!

Neurotypicals, what's up with those guys?

Running a World Book Night quiz for staff with a special guest round appearance for the emoji book titles quiz made by @cjclib.bsky.social

If they wanted a meat flavoured drink, Bovril is right there.

I've got an FE student who is looking to publish their work 'Student-Led Inclusion, Student Voice and Educational Outcomes in Further Education – A South Yorkshire Study' to reach as wide an FE market as possible. Any suggestions? I've given them a few but you guys are just so good at this.

Tickets are now live for our Libraries Rising annual conference

Belonging from the Beginning – Supporting inclusive early years practice in libraries

Date: 12 May
Location: The Studio, Birmingham and streamed online

Alex's approach to maths is similar!

Her school has made the Y6 experience so miserable for them all, I can't wait for her to leave!

YES JOSEPH! Dora has practice SATS papers all the time and she's so fed up of doing them that she answered the comprehension question 'Why do they have regular emergency drills in Japan? with 'because they don't want to die'.

I've got a class at 10.15 and so the ADHD has me unable to do anything beforehand. It's so stupid.

Lovely! (Should I be worried I recognise their food?!)

Holme Coffee House?

brilliant!

The daffodils was my lean (same with birthday) (which I also want nothing for) but Tiger eats flowers and so has runed my plans. Cats!

I just wish my request of 'nothing' was accepted and respected as a valid request!

I hate Mother's Day. I usually have a bunch of daffs as a concession, but now we have a flower eating cat I've said I'll have nothing but that's not allowed so I now have to think of a present to tell my partner to buy on behalf of the kids and how has mother's day increased the mental load for ME?

Did this less than an hour ago. For the cat.

Do I want to try a library social evening for staff or shall I just bang my head against the wall now and cut out the middle man?

In not my finest driving moment I reversed at very slow speed into another car last week, I've just been quoted over £3,000 for repairs - £1,500 of which is for the paint. Paint!

A student asked if we had a book called All Tomorrows, and I said 'All Tomorrow's Parties?' because I am of A Certain Age.

I'm hungry and people keep asking me things. This is not going to go well.

99% of the subtitles in this Indiana Jones film are 'speaks own language' which really isn't that helpful.

FINALLY! a day when it doesn't suck to support Port Vale.

PHIL!

It's not often I cheer deaths on the news, but this deserved it.