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He/Him • In CA via AZ, CZ, CH, & IL • Learning to grow in the #GorillaGardens • Zero tolerance for bad faith convos • Protect trans kids 🏳‍⚧ • #Resist #EastBay

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Good to know we still have federal scientists.

12.03.2026 14:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was told the Iranian Navy was destroyed...except for the ones that lay mines and attack boats, I guess. 🤷

12.03.2026 04:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm glad SOMEONE is talking about it.

12.03.2026 02:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon says we 'll dig our way out in front of a hole ALT: a cartoon says we 'll dig our way out in front of a hole

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12.03.2026 00:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

While you were losing money on Polymarket, I was buying shares of Proctor & Gamble.

www.npr.org/2010/06/22/1...

12.03.2026 00:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Lol...just made this a sec ago!

12.03.2026 00:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Trump as Bagdad Bob telling us the Strait of Hormuz is fine.

Trump as Bagdad Bob telling us the Strait of Hormuz is fine.

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12.03.2026 00:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hate to make you eat your words, but...👍

bsky.app/profile/atru...

12.03.2026 00:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Welcome aboard!

12.03.2026 00:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who need kidneys and a liver anyway? Enjoy!

12.03.2026 00:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In case you forgot that you hated Chili's...👇

11.03.2026 23:53 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Golly, he must really like the climate there in Florida. 😐

11.03.2026 18:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gosh, I'm surprised that a Nation who has little leverage would use the levers they have. 😐

I wonder if this was brought up during strategic discussions before we bombed their children.

11.03.2026 16:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just keeping a tally of what's unamerican these days:

Trans kids
Muslims
14 month old dogs
Immigrants
Really good skiers skiing for parents' home country
All genders, races, and sexualities except one
A functioning economy
Healthcare
Safe air travel
School
Research
Opinions
Criticism
Fresh air

11.03.2026 01:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sincerely: thank you for naming this genocide against trans kids what it is. so many people are either actively in denial or openly supporting these atrocities.

11.03.2026 00:27 👍 122 🔁 26 💬 1 📌 0

"Here is a children’s film made for the world we should live in, rather than the one we occupy. A film with no villains. No fight scenes. No evil adults. No fighting between the two kids. No scary monsters. No darkness before the dawn. A world that is benign..."

10.03.2026 14:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ebert's take on Totoro is also outstanding.

www.rogerebert.com/reviews/grea...

10.03.2026 14:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

"...then they came for the trans underwear..."

09.03.2026 19:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How many Cory approved contracts did Noem refuse?

My guess is zero.

09.03.2026 17:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuckin Newsome.

#NeverNewsome

09.03.2026 17:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh good I get to use my old post again...

bsky.app/profile/unoc...

09.03.2026 17:13 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How generous. 😐

09.03.2026 14:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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holy shit

09.03.2026 01:20 👍 14167 🔁 3092 💬 238 📌 608
A red "Kari Lake Lost" T-shirt.

A red "Kari Lake Lost" T-shirt.

I'll never get tired of this shirt.

09.03.2026 03:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good point.

bsky.app/profile/unoc...

09.03.2026 02:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Box of 100 10 gallon Hefty bags.

Box of 100 10 gallon Hefty bags.

One step ahead of you...👇

And if you stick with the 10 gallon ones, you can just snip a corner and squeeze it right in the tank like frosting.

Plus there's odor protection.

09.03.2026 02:07 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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Officials warn people not to fill plastic bags with gasoline amid panic over gas shortage "We know this sounds simple, but when people get desperate they stop thinking clearly," the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission said.

I'm not saying don't panic-buy gasoline.

I'm just reminding people in my Bluesky echo chamber to not put your panic gas in plastic bags.

www.cbsnews.com/news/gas-sho...

09.03.2026 02:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Make Biodiesel! Make Biodiesel!: Instructable #2 in my series on biodiesel. This is my tutorial for using my appleseed processor to make biodiesel. This tutorial will get you through the process of making biodiesel, ...

Sure crude is $100/barrel but what about Krispy Kreme donut oil futures?

www.instructables.com/Make-Biodies...

09.03.2026 01:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let's spring ahead...to the part where we hand Trump over to the Iranians for trial.

08.03.2026 14:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Pixar’s Pete Docter Says Queer ‘Elio’ Storyline Was Axed Because “We’re Making A Movie, Not Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars Of Therapy” Pixar Chief Creative Officer Pete Docter explained the animation company's decision to ax a queer storyline in last year's Elio.

Am I surprised that a man who was able to thrive at a company where women weren't allowed in the same room as the boss, because he'd grope them, appears to have no ethical backbone? Not even a little.

08.03.2026 02:30 👍 2113 🔁 655 💬 8 📌 37