cake 🫧 rat adjacent 🐁

idk who needs to hear this but costco has a 5lb shepard’s pie for $20

a shepard’s pie is something that can actually be so personal

The center is expected to have around six tenants, four of which will occupy a 7,000-square-foot, multi-tenant retail space. An additional 2,400-3,300-square-foot drive-through quick-service restaurant and a 4,700-square-foot marketplace for motorists are also planned. “We’re just going for a local neighborhood commercial center with some multi-tenant use with another QSR [quick service restaurant] with a drive-through and an urban market with fuel, diesel and EV charging,” Virk said.

nobody wants another place to shop bro we don’t have anywhere to LIVE

ahem. I DON’T WANT ANOTHER FUCKING STRIP MALL, I WANT YOU TO BUILD AFFORDABLE HOUSING!!!!!!!

i love the ‘for you’ feed because i always get a sudden influx of the most random stuff when one of you comes online and starts liking things 😂 who up browsing wow memes

they stole an hour from women

I didn’t come here to talk to bugs

- Commander Shepard, 2183 CE

the lack of algorithm is kind of nice but i absolutely get less interaction here than any other social media platform and it makes this place feel a bit lonely

does lactaid work for me? no. will i keep choosing full-dairy ice cream despite all the available alternatives? of course. will i regret it? every time. will i stop? also no.

there’s nothing a lactose intolerant person loves more than eating ice cream when they’re not supposed to

idk who needs to hear this but mayonnaise and lime juice make a passable sour cream substitute for the lactose intolerant

legato bluesummers from trigun stargaze collapsed on the ground and riddled with bullets, bleeding heavily. white text on the image reads, "can my uterus not cramp i have he/him pronouns in my bio"

on all levels including physical this is me

i just got used to standard time again 😭

all-timer sports graphic dropped

if i just don’t open the news, everything is normal and fine

it may be 80° in my house because my AC is broken but it’s SPRING my dudes seasonal depression can’t touch me because it’s warm and sunny and it smells like grass outside

my oncologist has determined that since i have had no evidence of disease for five years, i am officially cured of lymphoma

the problem with hanging out with other english majors is that they always want to know what your favorite book is, and i don’t know how to tell them that all the best pieces of literature i’ve ever read were feverishly and homosexually posted on ao3 through a haze of caffeine and tears

now it’s 2am and i have to drive in four hours but i’m really hungry. surely it’s reasonable to make dinner now 😂

i was supposed to cook dinner but i napped for ten hours instead

we as a society don’t talk enough about yuri

lmao i did see that one! but there was literally like 12 posts in a row, including some real people. i was just surprised is all 😂

is this a self-report? is it because i shared yuri yesterday? i genuinely do love that bsky is a haven of various debauchery but i swear if you crack the lid a bit it’s like pandora’s box of pornography 😂

trans men mostly get Subtle Misogyny except for when they’re mistaken for cis men. i’m nonbinary with a sprinkle of extra masc flavor so mostly i experience Social Invisibility, except when *i’m* occasionally mistaken for a cis man. i used to just get Blatant Misogyny so it’s def an improvement lol

"Sweet mother, I cannot weave – slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl." #francheala

gonna start offering to bring my friends’ cars in for them. it’s a win-win, i get a hit of bro-phoria and they don’t have to speak to men

and the worst part is i can’t even pinpoint how the behavior differs specifically, i can only describe it as vibes

i used to always get the dudes who would talk down to me like i have no idea what’s going on, and i didn’t realize how condescending it was until i started passing and men started speaking to me normally. now i’m constantly like, affirmed but mad about it 😂

i used to bring my husband too but i discovered that they were actually even weirder because he’s visibly homosexual 😂 i’m annoyed on behalf of everyone that they don’t treat people equally