"It's a special kind of hell when even your sleep has to have a return on investment."
Thanks for that line, old man, I needed that one
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"It's a special kind of hell when even your sleep has to have a return on investment."
Thanks for that line, old man, I needed that one
I've had three work videocalls interrupted by Windows 10 and its cursed updates THIS WEEK ALONE. And yet Microsoft keeps coming back to me like "hey why don't you try 11" when 11 has an even worse reputation in that regard.
Windows is seriously the worst malware in existence
Yeah, because OG Patriot wasn't hard enough so you guys made a harder version of him, huh
(this post is sponsored by the Abyssal Hunters and Sui Siblings)
One fun aspect of not having enough money to eat is that I've learned I can actually go several days without sweets or booze, which is the most self-respect I've given myself since age 14 or so
14-year-old me absolutely seething in envy of how easily I can die nowadays. Back then I had to slash my wrists twice and still fail, nowadays I'm just living normally and I'll die of starvation in about a month
o ano do cavalo
2026 o ano do cavalo mas o cavalo é o bojack
Bônus: geladeira quebrou então agora é só 1 refeição por dia até eu conseguir terminar de pagar
Queria dedicar a minha entrada nas estatísticas de insegurança alimentar à minha própria incompetência, mandar um beijo pra minha mãe, meu pai, e pra a Xuxa, e torcer que da próxima vez que eu desmaiar, que eu bata com a testa direto na minha mesa de cabeceira
Abri o aplicativo do clima aqui e por uns trinta ele bugou mostrando "0 graus, furacão" e o clima tá tão doido que eu continuei acreditando
Querido desenvolvedor:
O seu site/app funciona.
As pessoas gostam dele.
O que significa que essa ideia aí, essa mesmo passando na sua cabeça, que você está chamando de "atualização", é uma bosta e ninguém quer isso.
Exceto se a ideia for do seu CEO, aí ninguém quer MESMO, nem você, mas boa sorte.
I'd be happy enough with not having instant noodles for dinner once in a while, Mr. Santa
When you find out there's only 12 hours left to get the trimmed medal of the hardest event in a while and you haven't even started said event yet
In the Mood for Love e Karekano são os únicos romances possíveis
www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqf...
Re-running this tearjerker right after another tearjerker (Chapter 15) almost feels unfair, but I'll read it all again and cry all over again. Lone Trail is still the best overall but nothing can make you cry like Babel. Your Majesty......
Casal num date aqui na minha frente e o cara sendo palestrinha sobre "como o capitalismo é bom porque o pobre tem a liberdade de trabalhar por comida, ou escolher não trabalhar" e "a universidade não serve pra nada, é o mercado que te ensina".
Que pena eu sinto da mulher hetero
Anyone can memorize a bunch of weak talking points “refuting” leftist positions and spout racist and transphobic nonsense. What Charlie Kirk brought was an unsettling head shape. Weirdest in the game. Once-in-a-generation melon.
Imagine if even an ounce of the performative sadness being poured out by politicians for Charlie Kirk was spared for even one person in Gaza the US is still sending money to bomb, state-sanctioned violence on a massive scale. Where are the tears for Anas Al-Sharif? For Hind Rajab?
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
congratulations to all of the trans people that outlived charlie kirk
you're doing great and i'm proud of you!
you can think people making jokes & having fun with kirk’s death are tasteless, degenerate, short sighted, etc. but whatever you think of it, one thing is absolutely true: they more than anyone else here are “continu[ing] his work.” he was a vile piece of shit who encouraged and celebrated violence
TIP FOR CONSERVATIVES:
If you are bereft over the gun shooting of Charlie Kirk, just pretend he was a kid in an elementary school, and you will forget about the whole thing within a minute.
Infelizmente a interseção dos meus amigos que jogaram Magic e que jogaram FF6 é tipo zero então ninguém vai entender porque caiu uma lagrimazinha aqui www.youtube.com/shorts/7Rq4N...
For the English speakers out there, the new introduction sentence written for the Copilot feature reads in Korean:
"Microsoft 365, now it is upgraded to AI companion Copilot, THAT HINDERS YOU FROM FINISHING YOUR WORK"
Oh well, they are not wrong. I don't want them in my Windows 11.
