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My name is Paul and I live in Gastown. Cycling, LFC, Raptors, and more cycling.

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Over to you @whitecapsfc.com!

11.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You mean Mike "Stanley Park Bike Lane" Klassen? That guy? His track record on road safety issues is tragic--October 17th can't come soon enough. @mikeklassen.bsky.social

08.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read a 9,000 word article today, and it was great.

07.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if I killed myself instead of living in a timeline which consisted of nothing but idiot juvenilia?

06.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, $1.5 million in Mayor's office staff just doesn't get you the comms and PR support you need nowadays, does it?

04.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could be that claiming that you were duped by AI slop is the new "my account was hacked" . . .

03.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat ALT: a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat
03.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm.

03.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today was the day I got the "made it through another winter" feeling. And it was a good feeling.

01.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are schools on US military bases all over the world.

"Department of Defense Education Activity (DoDEA) operates over 160 accredited schools on U.S. military bases worldwide, providing K-12 education to over 130,000 military children."

Any other questions we can help you with?

01.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Call his lawyers, if he's smart.

27.02.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every election the right wing loses has turned into a Lost Cause storyline.

27.02.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Farmers are reactionary, government-subsidized, and well-funded. They are no friends of any progressive cause.

26.02.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If finishing ahead of Canada for the first time in 46 years wins you the highest civilian honour the United States can bestow, then we must be unimaginably badass.

25.02.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome back, old friend!

19.02.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm.

19.02.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Big Cat" has a pretty solid track record as well.

18.02.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

17.02.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 21769 πŸ” 7742 πŸ’¬ 299 πŸ“Œ 637
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Robert Duvall Always Struck the Balance The renowned Hollywood great, who died on Sunday at 95, excelled at portraying a nuanced, complicated maturity

I wrote about Robert Duvall

17.02.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

A worthy remembrance, thank-you.

17.02.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The official term for this is "Drunkorexia"

15.02.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

14.02.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 12766 πŸ” 2954 πŸ’¬ 314 πŸ“Œ 265

It's just unimaginably tragic.

13.02.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Aerobic Exercise Rivals Antidepressants in Large Review A 2026 review of 79,000 people finds exercise significantly reduces depression and anxiety symptoms, with effects comparable to medication.

If exercise were a drug, it would be the greatest miracle cure humanity had ever invented.

studyfinds.org/exercise-riv...

11.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we...

It sure did, but The Onion did it better!

theonion.com/fuck-everyth...

11.02.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The New Yorker published a 3500+ word Gopnik puff piece about the Gillette Mach 5 razor in 2009, I think, so they've long been suckers for a well-funded PR pitch.

11.02.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bravo, Alexandra. It's absurd to be ironic when your anger overwhelms you distance.

31.01.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
SCTV Lola Heatherton in Concert with Catherine O'Hara
SCTV Lola Heatherton in Concert with Catherine O'Hara YouTube video by SCTV

RIP Lola Heatherton, forever fabulous.

youtu.be/dDU5l4ewaRc?...

30.01.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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29.01.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazon just announced another round of 16,000 layoffs, months after it laid off 14,000 workers.

Reminder that Amazon CEO Andy Jassy raked in over $40M in 2024.

And Amazon is spending at least $75 million producing and promoting the Melania documentary.

The system is rigged.

29.01.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 18703 πŸ” 6630 πŸ’¬ 922 πŸ“Œ 389