Oh my goodness, I was literally *just* workshopping versions of this joke in my head, then gave up, picked up my phone, and saw your post. (Yours is better, btw)
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Oh my goodness, I was literally *just* workshopping versions of this joke in my head, then gave up, picked up my phone, and saw your post. (Yours is better, btw)
Were you watching that at-bat? It was incredible. (Or I just miss baseball too much.)
Haha! We were both sending each other this exact message at the exact same time.
I don't know what a Rutgers is or what a Michigan State is, but will someone please tell them they are interrupting my WBC broadcast?
Screen cap of a tiktok vid that says IS PERKINS STILL GOOD showing a bunch of fried food from the restaurant Perkins
Asked and answered
Hyphen shout-out!
Has anyone addressed the fact that KFC has started referring to Colonel Sanders in the past tense instead of the present tense? Like, they've finally decided to acknowledge he's dead?
You guys. Baseball's back.
She sort of looks familiar.
Glenwood Springs Co. July 1984. photo by Mark Williams. I was apparently working on a song that became Maps & Legends. Thanks Mark!!
This is strange.
Thank you so much!
Chrontendo Episode 16 (00:55:47)
Too soon.
I'm the Andrew.
Silhouette of a famous cartoon cat.
Todd Hido
Untitled # 7210-a, 2008
Archival pigment print 11 x 11 in. (SHOW LA)
Thanks for the shout! Here's a link. (We're huge Mina fans over here.)
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
I know this one... Just give me a sec...
vintage polish posters: www.projekt26.com
Oh, sorry, I was being sarcastic. I'm madly in love with him. People were saying he should smile more when he first got here.
"He should smile more"
me: is it called sand bc it’s between the sea and the land?
waiter: ma’am i meant questions about the menu.
Photo of a grocery store label on a grip of sausage that says "MISC EUROPEAN MEAT"
Her: What are you thinking about right now?
Me:
Madmen meme showing Pete Campbell shouting "not great Bob!" at his colleague in the elevator
Shoot. I TiVod the game.
"The first Olympic games were held in 1946, just outside Cincinnati, Ohio. The brainchild of a tool salesman and amateur hurdler named William K. Olympics, they began as a fleeting idea scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin in a 24-hour diner."
Polaroid photo of me, Andrew, with a big smile on my face giving treats to a small lil dog in a stroller.
I completely forgot about this post-Super Bowl photo of me giving treats to my friend Poppy.
Had Abraham Lincoln not died, today he would be 217 years old and 97 feet tall.
