Author Collette Carmon

Your mom likes it too. 😬

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Did too many things now I’m cocooned in blankets on my bed and reading.

It was a fantastic time at the starlight ball last night ❤️

Hahaha too true!

Glad I’m not alone!

Does anyone else just sit naked on the bed after a shower, staring at nothing, while trying to gather the will to human?

Time to edit all the things!

Thank you, lovely!

Explaining the messy generational drama in my book’s universe:

It was him, Uriah Jaeger, and Lakshmi Abadi. They were bff’s since high school. He was always too shy to make a move which is weird because she was into him. Anyway’s, they’re grown up, in their 20s…
#toxicbloodlinesseries

Same 😅

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I need to get better about posting here since Meta is a trash fire. It’s so weird being an artist and trying to create and connect while…*gestures at the state of everything*

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It’ll never stop being cool when people DM to tell me they love something I wrote. It always makes me thrash around excitedly because someone enjoys my chaos brain madness!

Also, it’s my greatest fuck you to all the shitty adults of my childhood who told me I’d never be anything or anybody.

Today I am gonna make some art for Missed Your Mark. Or maybe for The Keeper of Death. I need to make myself excited for the editing process 😅

Got out yesterday and enjoyed the snow in the cemetery.

The most boopable doggo 🥰

I love this lump more than most things on this planet. She’s my sweet, spoiled Bassett Hound and she’s HOGGING MY BED.

I’ll allow it.

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I’m flaring up with my RA today and I’m like MY GOD WHAT IS ALL THIS THROBBING IN MY KNEES, SHOULDERS, AND HANDS!?

Me!!!!!

Trying to find all the people I follow elsewhere and if I miss you and your here say hey so I can follow you!

Who else is doing a vision board? I want to see! #visionboard

Dreading going to the store tomorrow before Oklahoma panic buys all the staples because of the hint of snow.

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I spent entirely too much time messing with this vision board tonight because I’m like MOAR

Just a writer staring at my daily list and going, can I do something else today 🤣

Omg 😭🥰 thank you!

Art vs Artist 2024

This year was full of suprises, opportunities, meeting the most lovely people, working on dream projects.
I'm grateful for every piece I could paint.
I wish I could highlight them all in this one post.

Thank you everyone for loving my art, for trusting me, for believing in me.

In 2025 we’re publishing all the manuscripts we’ve left rotting on our hard drives!

It’s too early for holiday traffic, but imma brave it since I’d like to eat and need the groceries 😅

You a real one!

When I say I want to see people win, I mean that shit with my whole chest.

Life is too fucking short to waste energy hoping other people fail.

Envy is WEIRD. If your circle is envious, GET A NEW ONE.