One of my top 3 all time favorites from @theonion.com
11.03.2026 19:37
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“Irrationalism also depends on the cult of action for action’s sake. Action being beautiful in itself, it must be taken before, or without, any previous reflection. Thinking is a form of emasculation. Therefore culture is suspect insofar as it is identified with critical attitudes. Distrust of the intellectual world has always been a symptom of Ur-Fascism, from Goering’s alleged statement (“When I hear talk of culture Ireach for my gun”) to the frequent use of such expressions as “degenerate intellectuals,” “eggheads,” “effete snobs,” “universities are a nest of reds.” The official Fascist intellectuals were mainly engaged in attacking modern culture and the liberal intelligentsia for having betrayed traditional values.” From Umberto Eco’s essay “Ur-Fascism.”
I don’t post this as an own. I too thought it’d be more subtle than this…unfortunately uhhh…nope.
Its hour come round at last
Not wet enough.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the DMV in Gladstone is *very* fast, and super nice.
As of today, I have just one more year until I can legally use this website. Nobody snitch that I’m under age.
lmao, even
if you're transitioning does that mean you get a rude tag
Saving up points to unleash Joyce Carol Oates like a Final Fantasy summon.
Must be nice. Washington and Oregon voted for the same a few years ago, but we can’t implement it w/o congress. I’m sure you can guess the rest.
In the year 2525
If man is still alive
we’ll look back, with clear fresh eyes
And wonder what, was wrong with those guys
I’m sorry, but for the good of the planet you’re going to have to spend a little time in DC.
Luke Skywalker in “The Empire Strikes Back” screams “no, that’s not true! That’s impossible!” while clinging onto an antenna.
Love to find my important paperwork in the last place I would ever look…a box labeled “Important PAPERWORK.”
The afterlife is real, and consists of fighting woodland creatures on behalf of local children.
*Hey, you wanna go to Taco Bell?*
“To follow that star, no matter how hopeless, no matter how far.”
Some *sad as fuck* music can act as a sin eater for this, because if you’re listening to it, you’re probably not doing well anyways. I don’t know your tastes, but your pfp reminds me of a song (and album) that’s seen me through some dark times.
There’s actually a very frightening windmill just out of frame which has cowed him.
Or that it goes bad.
It’s been very funny to realize that the never ending objection to “participation trophies” was never anything other than simple jealousy.
Doctor Manhattan “it is such and such a year meme” that says “it is 2013, 2016, 2026, and I am learning about asatru nazi shit with my friend Elizabeth.
Oh, goddamnit.
An edit of the old “homeland security advisory system,” which is a color chart ranging from green “low risk” to red “elevated risk,”supposedly indicating the risk of terrorism is the USA. In this edit all the text in the colored boxes has been erased, and a large shrug emoticon has been placed diagonally over top.
I don’t know what everyone is complaining about. I for one appreciate the clarity of the new system.
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics
this is what it feels like to post on bluesky
Yeah, we’re all 38.
Index cards aren’t enough.
I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.
Why is she dressed like a space nazi?
Nice comrade! That entitles you to a free vegan milkshake at participating antifa safe houses.