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I'm sorry babe. 🫂

Pokopia is great that's for sure, and the critical praise has been well earned, but what we're also seeing is people reacting to a polished Pokémon game after years of starving for one.

Hey Pokémon Company - pay attention.

Oh wow I thought you were giving it a 3 out of 10 rating 😅

Anyone else addicted to #Pokopia? #Pokemon

Here! (Gosh angles are tough when it's your own limbs).

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Back atcha 🤭

Thanks cutie 😊

Safety first! 😘

🥵 oh so that's what turgid means.

Oh dang! 😶

Happy Mar10 day! If you have a Mario fan as a mutual, it's best practice to offer a hug and/or smooch and/or an eshop card. Sorry I don't make the rules 🙂‍↕️

Drones over Puget Sound illuminate to say, "10 years of Gravity Falls"

Drones over Puget Sound illuminate to show a gnome throwing up a rainbow.

Drones over Puget Sound illuminate to show the mystery shack from Gravity Falls.

This is why living on the waterfront in Seattle is the tits, random Sunday night drone show! Fans of Gravity Falls might enjoy this.

A man takes a picture of themself in a gym mirror. They are wearing a beige tank top with the word "tamogotchi" in pixel font on the front.

Okay ngl kinda feeling myself these days. 😮

😍

New England Friends! I’ve booked a professional photo studio and I have 2 slots available for a photo shoot this weekend!

Saturday 3/14 5pm-9pm
$350 (includes a 30 min photoshoot & 10 edited photos). A perfect location for artists needing headshots or anybody with an idea! Please DM if interested!

I was just going to text you this lmao

Well then you'd be applicable!

Maybe? 👀

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So glad my TL seems to be free of such nonsense.

Morning sex is the best.

The Squidward "I REALLY WISH I WEREN'T HERE RIGHT NOW" meme but the text is replaced with "I REALLY WISH I WAS PLAYING POKÉMON POKOPIA RIGHT NOW".

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Moderate? Ma'am.