Luc De Brouwer

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

Oracle * @Oracle X.com The NVIDIA-OpenAl deal has zero impact on our financial relationship with OpenAl. We remain highly confident in OpenAl's ability to raise funds and meet its commitments.

My “the NVIDIA-OpenAI deal has zero impact on our financial relationship with OpenAI” shirt has people asking me a lot of questions answered by the shirt

Meta inks deal to pay Corning up to $6 billion for fiber-optic cables in Al data centers

It is happening again
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/27/a...

‘Defecting to the reform party’ is a polite euphemism for telling guests at a dinner party that you need to go for a poo.

“I’d love to hear all about your holiday in Sardinia but first I just need to defect to the reform party”

large boulder the size of a small boulder tweet from San Miguel sheriff, dated 1/27/20

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ

Also, Melanie Liburd knocked it out of the fucking park. Imagine being upset about an excellent performance in one of the best games of the decade.

age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers!

age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends

This photo is so slutty and I love it

Every article about the inevitability of AGI

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The intro of this episode is one of the silliest and most involved bits I've ever pulled off. Good grief

[playing poker]

FRIEND: I’m all in

ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too

FRIEND: um, a pair of kings

ME: you bet we are

20 years of With Teeth

ah, uh, this is uh, as epic as it is uh, based.

Amazon has paused some data center lease commitments, Wells Fargo says Tech stocks have been pressured across the board this year as President Donald Trump’s proposals for widespread tariffs raised the prospect for higher costs.

Amazon has delayed some commitments around new data center leases, Wells Fargo analysts said on Monday, the latest sign that economic concerns may be affecting tech companies’ spending plans. A week ago, a Microsoft executive said the software company was slowing down or temporarily holding off on advancing early build-outs. Amazon Web Services and Microsoft are the leading providers of cloud infrastructure, and both have ramped up their capital expenditures in recent quarters to meet the demands of the generative artificial intelligence boom.

What's that? What's that you say? Data center pauses? Data centers being paused by Amazon? Almost as if they're slowing capex spend related to AI? It's almost as if the demand isn't there? is that what it is? Is it??? IS IT????

www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...

SINNERS is ✨Cinema✨with a capital “C”

I loved Companion; it’s smart, funny, and topical. It’s also a warning. Read this awesome article by BJ. She knows what she’s talking about.

A poster that says “Simon Burns Conservatives”

God forbid a man has hobbies

They always bury this bit.

We are at 35%, only 2% away from Scott Galloway. We can win this! He can be defeated!

the markets love to hear this stuff

tweet: Could we have Apple, Google and OpenAi working together to give use Google glass tech with a Ghibli switch ? Please 🙏

getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands

I really did try and tell people

Scott Hanselman o @shanselman • • • HTTPS & SSL doesn't mean "trust this." It means "this is private." You may be having a private conversation with Satan. 11:08 AM • 4/4/12 • Tweetlogix 4,725 Retweets 242 Quote Tweets 5,497 Likes 17

ENCRYPTED COMMUNICATIONS BANGER SKEET JUST DROPPED 13 years ago
@scott.hanselman.com

As a sober alcoholic I flinch every time someone uses alcoholism to dunk on someone. I’m sure Pete Hegseth is a sack of shit around the clock; no need to do Prohibition-era propaganda on him

Once again, if I wanted to see his truth social rants, I would be on truth social.

Y’all coming into our nice house dragging dogshit across our nice carpet.