AStephman

Wait until you count how many Big 10?teams there are

He's in the Pitt band. They are mixing it up, though. They went with "Higher" by Creed for the last two Stanford foul shots.

I love how this could be about two scenarios.

Fuck everybody for making me look up “Bam Margera” under recents. And yes, I *did* see the other Bam thing first.

Allen Greene here’s your buyout money

UPSIDE DOWN CATHEDRALS OF LEARNING FILLED WITH O-STYLE FRIES

Pitsburgh: Trolley, Incline, barge, sink hole. Collapsed and/or on fire bridge. Yinzers would eat it up.

“In my 15 years in the Senate, I have never left a briefing this angry. We are heading down a path toward sending U.S. troops to Iran as ground forces,” — Sen. Richard Blumenthal

Trump 2024 campaign spokesperson:

'Huge': Trump's own appointee finds ICE likely ran unlawful racial profiling operation A federal judge appointed to the bench by Donald Trump issued a 111-page ruling Monday, finding that the president's own immigration enforcement machine likely ran an unconstitutional racial profiling operation targeting Black and Latino Minnesotans.The ruling, filed in the District of Minnesota, fo...

A federal judge appointed to the bench by Donald Trump issued a 111-page ruling Monday, finding that the president's own immigration enforcement machine likely ran an unconstitutional racial profiling operation targeting Black and Latino Minnesotans.

BREAKING: Deaths in ICE detention are causing international strife, with the Mexican government calling for an investigation into deaths in detention.

he’s gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, “ŃMIMMS1ØN ACĞŒMPLISSHEP”

It’s 64 degrees. I’m so happy I could hump a lamppost. In fact, I just might.

I’m a WHORE for this weather. A FLOOZY for this Fahrenheit. A SLUT for these unseasonable conditions. My legs are open to the sun. Burn my underwear away! TAKE ME INTO YOUR RADIANT ARMS.

Hey, if we’re ending the illegal war in Iran, can we get back to the whole “the President of the United States is credibly accused of abusing little kids in the Epstein files” conversation? That seemed important, and I’d love to circle back to it.

The war that is not a war that is just getting started and might last until September is pretty much done and we’re also going to seize a strait we don’t control and maybe kill more leaders if we don’t like them

This is the 26th time I’ve posted this Doonesbury since 2015.

SIXTY FIVE SCHOOLS
FOURTEEN HOSPITALS

#Pitt OF Lorenzo Carrier earns Golden Spikes Award/D1 Baseball National Player of the Week honors

Hit .867, with 13 hits in 15 at-bats, with five home runs, 19 RBI, 10 runs scored, plus two triples and a double

Slashed .867/.895/2.200 for an OPS of 3.095

This disgusting shit doesn’t belong in American society.

And Republicans who support it don’t belong in Congress.

Real patriots ride the train.

maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living

Page One in Miami:

@miamiherald.com

Chris Murphy: "I think it's likely the United States that carried out this attack on this school. I think it's unforgivable under any circumstances, but the fact this was one of our first targeting decisions speaks to the incompetence of our leadership at the Dept of Defense."

Engorged

I aim to not look at your closet

Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins is awesome. Bobby Moynihan is underrated. Tracey Morgan is fantastic as always. Harry Potter is pretty funny too.

Got to take a cool picture at work this week!

Good lord that’s a lot of Pitt clothes

@nigella.bsky.social suggested non-starch veggie if one were to ruin a meal with such?