Emmie

Fucked around and became important at work. Brb gonna kms

My cat fell asleep in the middle of my bed and she looks so cozy... i guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight .____.

Bro they cannot get one bad angle of this mf he is so good looking wtf i love him

It’s easy to get under that thin orange skin.

Should i save money? Yeah but... HE WAS STARING AT ME AND I COULDNT NOT TAKE HIM HOME 😩

Estoy haciendo BLASPHEMY

Adonde esta el amor de mi vida para perrear juntos 😩😩

My left thumb keeps twitching. WebMD says I have 7 days.

We MUST keep vaccines.
have you written your Senator to let them know?

If I had a nickel for every time Snoopy showed up at my job while I was off, i'd have two nickels. Which isnt a lot but it's weird (and upsetting) that it happened twice.

glinda, is it true you were her oomf

walked into penn station only to realize that it’s santacon day……..like stay on Long Island

It's Luigi, isnt it

Who needs acupuncture when i have a cat that just digs their claws into my lower back when i'm trying to sleep. Chakras fucking aligned against my will i guess

it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese

IG kept my bestie from sending me another podcast episode (voice message) how am i supposed to get home without my fresh content???

If I had a penny for every time a male customer touched me inappropriately so far, i'd be able to book a trip to europe for like a month atp

Its just me and my adorably tiny bottle of tobasco against the world

Luigi having a countdown to a youtube video release is insane work I hope he reveals he was a decoy and the cops gotta start their shit all over again

THIS IS WHY THEY ARE BANNING TIKTOK:

Oh My God lmao

Call me Daisy the way ima stand by Luigi. No your honor he was with me the morning of the murder i swear!

Don’t ask about his politics.

RUN LUIGI RUN!!!

The amount of men i've been able to convince to get phones and phone cases with "girly" colors should be studied

Coworker informed me that the program i applied to would let me know if i made it in by Dec 18 at the latest so i'm gonna spend the next 10 days refreshing my email panicking over the possibility of spending the first half of next year in California 🥲🥲

I've been commuting to and from the city for work for almost a year and just today realized that my town's train station has free parking on Saturdays and Sundays brb i'm gonna go kms