Joel D. Anderson

bruh, he really had a taste for leather lol

i think his pancreatic cancer was the first that was ever punch-induced

GOTDAMN

was sorta randomly looking up the late cruiserweight/heavyweight bert cooper, the first fighter to put evander holyfield on the canvas, and, yo, imagine losing 25 boxing matches. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_Co...

oh shit!

I really fuck with this because I’ve actually thought about this happening before, like I did the Monkees vs the Beatles.

A perfect day to introduce my babygirl to … the track.

There was snow on the ground and now it’s already, damn, “this bee won’t leave me alone” season

Nearly 6 hours since a GOP congressman said “Muslims don’t belong in American society,” not a single member of Republican leadership in the House will weigh in.

If a Democrat anywhere says something even marginally controversial, Republicans solidify to categorize it as the position of the Democratic Party as a whole, publicize it, and so on.

I sincerely have no idea why Democrats don't do the same about bigotry and religious intolerance by Republicans

bruh, i really thought i was the next joel up after joel buschbaum.

and nobody was fucking with "if"-era janet. how was i to know that JD was gonna swoop in a few years later?

it's all i want, man. well, not *all*. But close lol

Hell yeah, trick ass buster. I actually aspire to be the Sleepytime Tea Bear.

Snuck downstairs to make breakfast and came back to find my 3yo still under the covers, curled up with my work phone watching Peppa Pig on YouTube with a finger 3/4s of the way up a nostril. He looks at me and says, “don’t you wish you could be this cozy?”

On March 8, at the direction of #SOUTHCOM commander Gen. Francis L. Donovan, Joint Task Force Southern Spear conducted a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel operated by Designated Terrorist Organizations. Intelligence confirmed the vessel was transiting along known narco-trafficking routes in the Eastern Pacific and was engaged in narco-trafficking operations. Six male narco-terrorists were killed during this action. No U.S. military forces were harmed. @DeptofWar #OpSouthernSpear UNCLASSIFIED

We’re still murdering people in “drug boats” even as we start a new war in Iran. Six people today.

It's stiff competition, but Nellie Bowles may actually be the most evil, vapid person to work at her wife's stupid website:

Absolutely, man. And def agree on youth being wasted on the young and all lol.

Yoooo thanks much! Seriously. Sometimes I worry we have too much fun lol but appreciate the support and kind words

Ok, I’m even older but we in the same demo lol. And you’re mostly right even though I miss that stamina of a decade ago

🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

He sound like me lol

Mannnnnnn. I’ve the second napping on me now and fearing the day she finally drops a nap

Look, I get it. I was already old for one lol

Thank you! And yeah, it’s tough but I think we’re all obligated to give it a try

Hey look: many congrats!

Also: good luck lol

Appreciate it, man. Seriously.

And I think lots of people think the only way to have a good interview is for there to be conflict. I don’t necessarily see it that way but I’m open to the idea that we could’ve gone harder. I knew it wasn’t gonna be universally praised no matter what, you know?

I don’t know how people do more than two without another grownup in the house. A friend of mine once said, “One kid is an accessory, two is a lifestyle” and man that was 🎯 lol

A few months before Lani was born I asked my dude Eddie how difficult was the jump to two kids. And he said, “I can’t lie. It’s hard.” And in that moment, I got sorta worried. I already thought I was overextended. But nah, those days with just Dez were a vacation by comparison.

lol I’m Joel and I endorse this message. Of course I see a lot of listeners are mad because we didn’t have a fistfight with him on camera. Judge for yourself.

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In keeping with the theme, all was well on our regular Saturday morning outing until my 3yo lost his shit because I bought a *small* hammer at Home Depot