Gruff Billy 3

A Tabby Cat is Asleep on a Blue Starry Pillow with Her Front Paws Stretched Out.

Is there room for Kallisti? 😻

Reservoir Dregs.

a cat is sleeping on the edge of a couch . Alt: a cat is sleeping on the edge of a couch and is twitching it's back legs as if riding a bike

Just love watching the twitching - have you ever dreamt about riding a bicycle, Malcy? 😸🚲

De Loach OFS Pinot Noir - can recommend.

Hoping to have ickle Hodgehegs again this year, but should have Blue Tit bubbas for the fourth time in five 🐦🪹🤞

a night sky with a full moon and the words καληνυχτα in white Alt: a night sky with a full moon and the words καληνυχτα in white

Should really be in bed, seeing as I'm a non-retired type (🖕Wülfhelm) but this 🍷 is too good not to drink).

Can you also put in a good word for a Mr* & Mrs Gruff (and Cat**)?

*has Scottish ancestry on both sides.
**yes, she's got a Greek name, but so has Xenia (hint hint)

Given the Yate Town legend and late Green Cross Code goy's Brizzle roots, this could work.

"Noe, Oi Aam Your Faather (Moy Luvver)"

Isn't the Son of Jor-El an Alien?

Yuckrooms?! Freak.

And seasoned wedgies could be quite painful depending what strength pepper you use. 🩲

May the sandy soil of Suffolk run up your arse for a thousand years.

Happy Quaffing 🍷🍷🍷

You griping aboot The Beige Foods again? 🥔

Vielleicht dänisches Gebäck?

a building is on fire with the word park visible Alt: a building is on fire with the word park visible

We all know what your demolition plans involve (and wouldn't be covered by the inn sewer ants).

Professor Rimschott is the Drummer for David Devant and His Spirit Wife.

Did the Groomer use a Catnip-infused Aftershave by mistake?

Don't forget the haemorrhoid ring.

A Tabby Cat is laying on a Spotty Duvet on Her Hoom's Lap in Bed.

She did get off eventually (after aboot an hour)...

Happy #Caturday Skeeps 😺

#Cats #CatsOfBluesky

Two Triffids from the 1981 BBC adaptation are standing in a garden outside a large house.

Wait until it's fully grown...

Would an application written in blood* enhance my prospects of filling said vacancy?

*not my own, obvs

Righty-Hooty, #Wulferhampton - time to trot up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire - may ye nae do a Spud afore ye wake.

Hated Moloko before it was trendy.

a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a funny face . Alt: Herbert Lom as Inspector Dreyfus in the Peter Sellers' Pink Panther Films is twitching his Left Eye in Frustration.

Five?! One unmatched sockeroo encountered while putting away the clean laundry is enough to make me 👇

The Greek* Foods are my equivalent of Wülfiepoos' The Chinese Foods.

*OK, any Tasty Nom, which is why I resemble the Michelin Man.

And that word (Kalispera) means Good Evening, although we're now into καληνύχτα/Kalinikta - Goodnight - territory, until Καλημέρα/Kalimera - Good Morning - Tomoz.

It worries me how you know this.

Spraint it a glitch in the Matrix?

Did you mean fingers chopped?

Anyhoo, would've thought a bastard sword was your thang.

Overdrive is not a Yoda-esque instruction.