Michael St. James

Search your camera roll for hell.

That’s a breeze, I like a breeze. I’m talking about wind.

That’s a good one.

Some people worship the sun.
Some pray for snow.
Others love the rain.

Who loves the wind? And why? Anyone?

Not, “because it speaks pollen” or “clears the air.”

Seriously, if you LOVE IT/PREFER IT explain it to me.

Sorry, I can’t; I’m in spring training.

What? You’re on a baseball team?

No.

??

(Taps the sign) spring…training

Ahh, the double yolk. Such a beautiful surprise.

If you miss sleeping in on the weekends, get an elderly cat. They will wake you at 12:30a, 2:27a, 4:08a, and 5:42a, so you can finally fallback to sleep from about 6am-9:30am and roll around harrumphing until 10a.

Problem solved.

Ohhh, the caramel is a good one, magical.

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative.

1. Discovering and falling for new musical artist.

2. When someone is genuinely delighted by a meal you made for them.

3. Nailing the timing of a perfect joke in a conversation.

🎶(FANFARE PLAYS)🎶

Hear me out: a 4-day weekend

The only good use for these would be to bring greyhound racing - betting at the track- nights out. Dress em up in wild furry outfits and colors.

I would love to do a residency on a cross-country sleeper train writing stories and songs about the people and places along the way.

A dark and disheveled city alley late at night.

Sir, what were you like in the ‘90s?

Nothing like a solo oboe to signify a emotional moment in space.

I love everything about the PITT, except for the medical stuff.

The Man from Rome (Prime video)
Ridiculous plot ✅
Horrible dialogue ✅
Vatican hackers? ✅
Comical thugs ✅
Worn Catholic tropes ✅
Character named Macarena ✅

But…I’m such a Richard Armitrage fan I am happy he got a trip to Seville

One thing I’ve learned this week: lots of American folks care very deeply about shoes.

Boy, “allegedly aspired” U.S. doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

Uh Oh! They are promoting something in 2027!

Bam drops 83.
@jeremytache.bsky.social will be (rightfully) insufferable tomorrow. @lebatardshow.bsky.social

I’ve had plenty of water, lots of coffee, a few meals, I feel horrible and found myself complaining.
I respect those observing Ramadan so very much.

Brits and Americans spell a ton of words differently, so what if we spell it “cunce”?

See, this is the shit I was just talking about regarding "Male Loneliness Epidemic" What so many of the links to this story fail to mention is that this dude was MARRIED. In fact, he was a domestic abuser (duh), she wanted a divorce. Also, dude was 36!!!

I hate to ruin the narrative for the olds, but what you call the “loneliness epidemic” has always been around way before stupid young men decided to cheat on their girlfriends with a chat bot who ends up convincing them to off themselves .

Bomani emergency pod

(Taps 🎤, clears throat)
Everyone belongs in American society. Thank you.

Sunday scaries: shit, I’m up an extra hour past my bedtime edition.

It's an older code, sir, but it checks out

Wow, you made a “change the clocks” joke, no one has ever done that in the internet before. 🏆