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Garry, short for cigarette.

@adultvhs

πŸ₯“ THE only god in this Denny’s bathroom πŸ₯ž Don’t bring that doomer shit around me, a better future is possible.

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I'm too bored of this to try and be clever about it anymore.

If you think that two men kissing, or two women kissing, requires any more explanation than a man kissing a woman, that is homophobia.

08.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 5813 πŸ” 1398 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 19
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So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

07.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 10740 πŸ” 1466 πŸ’¬ 782 πŸ“Œ 514

Version .5 pending a 3D printer commission.

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bully politicians kids so they don’t grow up spineless.

06.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Babes I swear it wasn’t me! The computer watches porn when it’s anxious and I’m a sympathy jerker.

06.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s water resistant like duh

05.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iv started picking up the calls and pissing loudly on speaker, works like a charm.

05.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

40 year old virgin vibes

05.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Goofy ass aside there is a question about why white kids stopped making garage music and started podcasting.

04.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The detection and tracking works but the laser does lag and catch the eyes on turns.

04.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Not much to learn unless you are looking to be a power user. Have been running MintOS on a 2012 MacBook Air for years and have had zero performance issues.

04.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am not looking for a politician to explain why blowing up 100 little girls is good

03.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 1610 πŸ” 240 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 2

Don’t worry honey the future is electric.
*slaps hood of a car filled with eels*

03.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Idc how much eye strain it causes or the fact it looks like a bomb strapped to my sunglasses, these will be big.

02.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

consent manufacturing machine going brrrrrrr

02.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wrong.

01.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did they make green Mario a leprechaun?!

28.02.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The plague cometh

28.02.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please press harder.

27.02.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

26.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 6150 πŸ” 2479 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 40

It’s always morally right to bully a chud with a badge and a gun.

25.02.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The people crave my anti-Ai laser glasses they just don’t know it yet.

25.02.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Be right back, it’s morbin time!

25.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hadn't seen this yet so i made it myself

24.02.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 297 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

My public officials in Texas would tell me to kill myself before they warned me of harmful weather conditions.

22.02.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
16.02.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Blades of Glory: two hotdogs in a single bun

Blades of Glory: two hotdogs in a single bun

β€œCan I get a sausage biscuit, no cheese add a sausage?”
DriveThru employee:

14.02.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two USBs, one with yucky malware one with file backups.

Two USBs, one with yucky malware one with file backups.

Inside my desk there are two USB’s. One bricks computers the other has Over The Hedge. Today we labeled Over The Hedge.

12.02.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Senator Loser being true to their family name, a loser.

12.02.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0