Tony

Came because Nibel left. Stayed for the lifting, tattoos, the hate of your job and home cooking 😉

THANK FUCK FOR THAT

💯

I was in the away end as Crystal Palace fans turned on Oliver Glasner – this is why they did Boos ring out at full time with majority of hostility aimed at the manager after supporters call for him to be ‘sacked in the morning’

I was in the away end as Crystal Palace fans turned on Oliver Glasner – this is why they did. #CPFC

Matetwho 😂

😂😂😂 Just finished fugly crying at Marc’s vid. This was the first thing I read after. Thank you 😂😂😂

Palace’s implosion has killed Twitter 😂

How can we fuck this up as royally as we have. I stick this purely with the owners. Couldn’t give a flying fuck what band aid they stick on this if any. This is on the board.

A "kick racists out of Palace" banner id held up in the away end #CPFC

READING!!!!!!!!!

Shut up. This is quality material. I regret nothing.

*batteries not included 😭

Now this is an Xbox.

A tifo made by a club is inauthentic marketing crap.

I’ve missed you

This is nothing short of phenomenal. Fucking awesome job! I’m on same journey since last October and really looking forward to not completely macro managing everything, in ‘26 sometime!

Live in Places (2006-2014), by dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip 18 track album

Surprise!

dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip - Live in Places (2006-2014)… out now on Bandcamp.

First release from us in more than a decade, Enjoy!.. all shares insanely appreciated 🔥

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Had lunch with Ice T and his minder.

This and only this. Everything else is pissing in the wind.

Satay in a sarnie! You sir are too good.

Lol at the sceptics in the replies giving their wisdom. We thank you but don’t worry about se25 we will look after ourselves, you got enough to worry about

cartoon for the guardian by Stephen Collins - script as follows: [Scene is a darkened LOFT. Amongst the boxes and junk are FOUR KNACKERED OLD FANS - three tower fans and one circular, with cracked grey plastic and buttons missing. One fan, TOWER FAN 1, is a bit taller than the others, and is addressing them] 1 TOWER FAN 1: Right lads, get ready. 2 TOWER FAN 1: This is our time. 3 TOWER FAN 1: The time when we remember who we are, and why we’re here. 4 TOWER FAN 1: We are the four crap fans in a British person’s loft, and we are here to make absolutely no difference whatsoever. 5 TOWER FAN 1: I know what you’re thinking, lads: 6 TOWER FAN 1: Surely this will be the year they finally replace us? 7 TOWER FAN 1: Our plastic’s gone all brown... I haven’t oscillated since 2018... 8 TOWER FAN 1: Dave here sounds like a spitfire and blows like a sad cat’s sigh… TOWER FAN 2: Cheers mate 9 TOWER FAN 1: But no. These people are British, and every year, they forget the sun exists. By the time they remember, new fans will cost *four million pounds* on Amazon. 10 TOWER FAN 1: So we’ll be back down there... shovelling thick air across the moaning faces of a species that cannot comprehend the concept of air conditioning, or even just closing the curtains when it’s hot out... 11 TOWER FAN 1: ...while they incessantly bang on about normally hot countries which this country is now temporarily a bit hotter than. 12 [The loft hatch opens and a person comes up the ladder] PERSON: APPARENTLY IT’S HOTTER THAN GREECE, LISA

british fan chat

Scroobius Pip would be proud.

🤔 One day?

Nothing. I want to purchase games that I want to play anytime outside of a subscription service. I want the developers of what I want to play to get the revenue share of my games. As it is for movies/television and music, it’s an appalling model for all users and artists.

The beautiful, poignant story behind Crystal Palace's tifo at yesterday's FA Cup Final. This is what football is all about!

Credit to @ConnaChahal

Oliver Glasner | Let's Make History YouTube video by Crystal Palace FC

Am in bits…. Please, please, please

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Will it be an Xbox exclusive?

Welcome to the Official Crystal Palace Bluesky page ❤️💙