Parallel_LCD (@parallellcd)

Happy Valentine's 💞

15.02.2026 21:13 👍 299 🔁 57 💬 6 📌 0

Weekly (spoiler for dildos and horse cum)

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The car dealership I'm at has Flapjack on the TV

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Hello it's me Billy Joel (Armstrong)

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weekly

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trying something new

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rip mob hair

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many of you are too zygotic to remember when, for a solid several years, the only high quality upload of the Azumanga Daioh OP on youtube had anti-vax swine flu warnings edited into it

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rest in piss motherfucker

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weekly

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#カヲシン #kawoshin

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冬の夜

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On my morning commute

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Doing everything 100% was like the bare minimum and grounds for you to get laid off. A toxic abusive mindset I thought I could handle cause I was very young. Took me a while to realize this wasn't remotely normal/healthy

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This reminds me of all my past jobs that told me I had to show "110% effort" every single day

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Should I go on Twitter or Blue Sky = Should I be shot or hanged

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Autism be damned, she knows how to play fetch

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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

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